I Love The “Bruce Is Strong Enough To Pick Up Post-Lazarus Jason Through Sheer Will And Training”

dick: there is one very clear difference between us, i leave gotham to get a breath of fresh air, and you come back and inhale so deeply i genuinely become worried

jason: nothin like the smog and shmuck of gotham to get the blood pumping

dick: you need to get tested like immediately

please be nice to me, i’m in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

no matter how bad today was, you still deserve to see tomorrow

Piebald raccoon (Procyon lotor) [x]

i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

how u doing

im not thinking about it