Normalize Getting Sluttier, Bloodier, And Overall More Insane

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I think my mutuals are so cool, like I want to be friends and talk to you all but I'm a nervous wreck.

Please I'm an awkward person you're perfect you seem so cool

Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything

me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

I just remembered that my stepdad has my bow and arrows, it’s been a few years but I’m gonna shoot some trees

god, your worst warrior needs money

not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

by fomajc on instagram. im losing my shit over this