Horror Of Being Perceived Vs Desire To Be Adored

The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn't the content, it's the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar speech – the kind of speech that will use the words "increasingly" and "fucktrumpet" in the same sentence.

on the topic of villains redeemed or whatever... i also dislike that whenever a villain joins the good side they suddenly become weak as fuck. KEEP THEM VICIOUS. KEEP THEM SCARY. ALLOW THEM TO BE TERRIFYING AT TIMES SO THE HEROES CAN JUST EXCHANGE LOOKS OF "holy fucking shit i am so glad theyre on our side now"

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

god, your worst warrior needs money

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opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

Couples shirt idea

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal