Just Walked Past A Guy Whose Shirt Said PLINY THE ELDER Huge Across The Back Like A Jersey

the holy grail types of fanfic

is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

hey did y'all watch that mcelroys go hiking video. good shit

i hope every troubled but endearing fictional man has the crust cut off his sandwich goodnight!

mutuals im manifesting the softest and most tender august for all of you

I am so Deeply Tired of talking to White Men

I keep drawing penis...

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency