I Need Jason 'metalhead' Todd To Find Out Tim Has A Thing With Kon (another Alt Bitch) And Just. Spiral

Are you going to let trump out live you

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yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me

villains are fine when they kill people I draw the line at being horrific parents though

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

Sex is cool. But just imagine it’s 3:00 am, you are standing on your balcony with your partner, in complete privacy, you both are staring at the stars, talk about your dreams and suddenly he/she pulls you closer and kiss your forehead while saying how beautiful you are. Isn’t it cooler?

- takethisride

I loveee fantasy settings doing magical exhaustion:

burnt out pyromancers emitting steam and smoke

tired cryomancers shivering with visible foggy breath

weary necromancers looking ill and hearing voices

frazzled healers receiving the same cuts, bruises, and injuries of their patients

not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

Tim: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Damian: Existence is a prison and being your brother is maximum security.