I Think Im Getting Better! :) [another Event Occurs]

I keep drawing penis...

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

Going to stop paying attention. I’ve noticed enough

the holy grail types of fanfic

Apparently I’ll be getting a check for being a foster guardian to kids i had guardianship of over 2 years ago. I don’t even live in the same state now

being kissed in your sleep and being pulled closer within cuddles is such a top tier form of affection

- takethisride

Today I explained why I can't really travel to Florida right now to my dad & watching him get increasingly frustrated with the realization that Transphobia Exists was honestly something else.

him: "well if you're not allowed to use the men's bathroom, just go to the women's! that'll show them."

me: "yeah but I'm just as likely to have the cops called on me for 'using the wrong bathroom' in there. have you seen me lately?"

him: "but if one of the options is wrong and not allowed then the other one has to be the right option. what do they want you to do?"

my grandma, helpfully: "I think they want trans people to not go to Florida"

my dad: spluttering frustratedly

me: "I think the thing is that you are more logical and reasonable than Ron DeSantis."

the face of a semi-reformed(?) conservative when realizing with dawning horror that laws can be unfair on purpose is truly special tbh

Piebald raccoon (Procyon lotor) [x]