Why Does My Hair Look Its Best When I’ve Put It Up Quickly Without Looking?? “Your Hair Is Pretty

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

Bruce: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jason: Mine just says "Jason no."

Bruce: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

'i don't want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose' WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️

He yeed his last haw

Would you draw a cowpoke worm at high noon

that’s fuckin dark man

Tim Drake kinnies stand up for our national anthem!

*starts record* the sound of goats screaming starts playing

always blows my mind when utah is left out of the "worst state" discussions

mutuals im manifesting the softest and most tender august for all of you

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

I need to re-dye my hair but I don’t have access to my favorite hair dye anymore and ugggh