Me, Shivering And Shaking Bc I Cannot Regulate My Own Body Temp: Maybe I’ll Turn Down The Fan Just

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

tumblr: stop being horny for villains

me, a person perfectly capable of separating fiction from reality: no

*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you

laurie 😔

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

I am so Deeply Tired of talking to White Men