I personally think it’s time for a tattoo
Woke veggie tales would have. Rhubarb's drag race. Is that anything
1. why are you on this hellsite and 2. why do you allow asks
1. Whim.
2. Habit.
*whispers* did you know that people whose favourite trope is enemies to lovers are enticed by the idea of showing someone the worst parts of you and still having them love you
thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.
i wish it was socially acceptable to let out the most agonizing scream from time to time like i know it wouldn’t fix anything but it would certainly make me feel better
Bard: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time.
Barbarian: [cracking knuckles] Manslaughter it is.
me to the three people who interact with my posts
bro i just started this show and im already in love with the traumatized older sibling
brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed
Mist • She/Her • 26Secondary blog for fics: @misticreads
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