Is No One Gonna Talk About How A Man Was Holding His Chips In A Paper Cup?

when someone touches you

More than pleasure, more intimate than sex

You laugh against the skin of my collarbone

Goosebumps wash over me and I laugh along with you

You’re gentle as you trace the mole over my chest

I am equally as careful when I run my fingertips over your peach fuzz

The TV buzzes with an 80’s sitcom in the background

The colour of the sky doesn’t matter to us much

You tell a shitty joke and I respond with a pun

Both of us lose our minds with the giddiness filling our brains

You hold me tighter and for once, I don’t flinch away

Once I put on a song to tug me from the couch

You place a hand on my back and I hold you by the shoulder

Pulling each other around to the sound of Johnny Cash

Lips rest against my ear as they whisper to me

Soft puffs of contentedness spill from my own mouth

Our clothes rustle as I spin you around before we bump into each other again

I remember the first time I smiled at you

You remember something too, though I’ll never know what it is

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

From the hand granade and into the death drawer

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

This is what came to mind:

Rayla as a mom (her kids are Alisto and Anikin) explaining why you never fucking ever step foot in granddad Ethari or grando Runaan (Callum got payback for some prank or something Runaan did) bedroom unless it is a matter of life and death.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

LITTLE RAYLA WHO CLIMBED OR GOT INTO RUNAAN AND ETHARI'S BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE OF THE NIGHTMARE I JUST CAN'T I MUST DRAW IT

Sry if I have made mistakes in sentences I'm not really good in ENGLISH BUT STILL I HAD TO SHARE THIS THING

Y’all motherfuckers better stop or else that beautiful, gorgeous, loyal and perfect creature will go extinct. I will put you down if you don’t stop this bullshit. This is exactly why humans should be arrested for shit like this. Y’all need to go behind bars. One day I shall put you away or put you AWAY and you will know my name is the lord. So stop slaughtering this majestic creature, work towards taking them instead. Make them feel calm and they will reciprocate that behavior. Dogs must Elbe shown that aggressive behavior is not good, but that does not make killing them like wild beasts acceptable.

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

Do y’all ever just wanna shove a crystal up your ass to see if it’ll ‘calm your shit’?

post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it

I hope that Rey just passes on the knowledge as it is:

Future Parmesan: Master, do you truly believe that I also have the great power of the Skywalkers?

Rey: Yes I truly do believe you will one day be able to completely just fucking punt a motherfucker with your foot with all the grace and might as all the great Skywalkers of the past.

Luke, Anakin, Obi wan: Rey please this is meant to be seriou-

Leía, Padmé and Qui: WHOOO FOOT POWER!!!

My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too.