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I got so damn confused bc my name is Will and it took me a second but when it registered I chuckled very deeply, I enjoyed my deep chuckle very much bc the voice dysphoria suddenly evaporated from my brain so thank you

for years you have paraded around in public, wearing a hat that so boldly claims that women want you and fish fear you. you know just as well as i do that this is a lie. can you live up to the bar your hat sets? currently you are being lowered into a tank of piranha, and only your wife has the controls to save you. does this woman truly want you, or will it be you who fears the fish? let the game begin

hit that nasty rb if you:

are an gay

are play minecraft

In Slovakian the word for tomato is paradajka(In Slovakian the j is pronounced as y) so it’s ok Austria we’re here for you.

what a loser!!

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Why do I feel like this is Ethari when Runaan goes on his first really like super probably not gonna come back mission.

@ask-ethari-anything

@ask-runaan-anything

Your thoughts?

Huskys gonna husky 🤗 

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Well it is one of my top two favorite clay ships, the other one isn’t a canon character he’s my oc but that’s a different conversation.

I personally like ClayJack because it’s so different from other ships in a way. Not only are they super opposites but they have similar interests as well! Usually the opposites attract means zero interests in common. ClayJack in the other hand you can fucking see Jack teaching Clay how to ice skate because of how much the cowboy already knows, not to mention how cute it’d be to see Jack stealing Clay’s hat all the time I mean seriously adorabubble!!

Then Clay would definitely help Jack with confronting Chase and Wuya and helping him ease into a mundane life, because let’s be honest Jack isn’t cut out for xiaolin. Despite the fact that yes he has potential to be the dragon of metal but he was heylin for too long and he would just end up at square one again.

Then there’s Clays upbringing. Texas even have out a super homophobic law that states a MAN and WOMAN should only be married and with the intent of having children or something along those lines so I’m going off of that and saying his dad is a homophobe. His mom would definitely be in shock but get over in in a snap, his dad however would disown him after a long period of clay standing in front of him while he shouts abuse. After this he goes to Jacks warehouse with tears in his eyes. Protective-ass-boyfriend mode is activated. Wuya is super pissed too surprisingly(not rlly I mean she is def 100% lesbian) so she starts with how before world domination Mr. Pappy Bailey is gonna fuckin die. Of course Jack manages to shut her up and comforts Clay really well with blankets, cute westerns(b/c I love westerns ngl😋) and got chocolate. After a few months Clays dad apologizes to him and everything turns out fine. ... until Patty punches Jack in the face. Naw just kidding he likes Jack cause they both love computers.👍👍👍👍

Ok sorry I got carried away there... I just really live this ship and even if some people don’t I’m good with that👍👍👍👍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥳🥳🥳👾☸️

Hey there people who like Clayjack, why do you like them together? I am genuinely curious.

Reblog so these lil guys will give you good luck-

snort the dirt cocaine, do what needs to be done coward

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

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I hope that Rey just passes on the knowledge as it is:

Future Parmesan: Master, do you truly believe that I also have the great power of the Skywalkers?

Rey: Yes I truly do believe you will one day be able to completely just fucking punt a motherfucker with your foot with all the grace and might as all the great Skywalkers of the past.

Luke, Anakin, Obi wan: Rey please this is meant to be seriou-

Leía, Padmé and Qui: WHOOO FOOT POWER!!!

My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too.