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reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

And you just squeeze the sleeve and- CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET TO SESAME STREET

I hope that Rey just passes on the knowledge as it is:

Future Parmesan: Master, do you truly believe that I also have the great power of the Skywalkers?

Rey: Yes I truly do believe you will one day be able to completely just fucking punt a motherfucker with your foot with all the grace and might as all the great Skywalkers of the past.

Luke, Anakin, Obi wan: Rey please this is meant to be seriou-

Leía, Padmé and Qui: WHOOO FOOT POWER!!!

My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too.

In Slovakian the word for tomato is paradajka(In Slovakian the j is pronounced as y) so it’s ok Austria we’re here for you.

what a loser!!

based on this post

i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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I would love this in theory but if the dogzilla got too big it would have a life span of maybe 6 years and my heart can’t handle that kind of pain

I mean I fully believe that the reason we haven’t had any contact with aliens is either: “Aw these humans are so soft and cuddly we can’t expose them to the federation yet some of them might get scared.” Or this: “Wow humans are such fabulous fighters! So mouldable and yet so naive hehehe- wait wh- what do you mean this is a recreational activity? This is not proper combat?… nope hell naw no not like this.”

Humans are awesome

Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.

And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.