Lyntel Can Beat The Crap Out Of Me And I’d Pay Her And Say Thank You

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An emoji spell for Jeff Bezos to lose his money and his houses to fire.

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I hope that Rey just passes on the knowledge as it is:

Future Parmesan: Master, do you truly believe that I also have the great power of the Skywalkers?

Rey: Yes I truly do believe you will one day be able to completely just fucking punt a motherfucker with your foot with all the grace and might as all the great Skywalkers of the past.

Luke, Anakin, Obi wan: Rey please this is meant to be seriou-

Leía, Padmé and Qui: WHOOO FOOT POWER!!!

My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power too.

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

write in the tags your sexuality and what you consider is low battery. i’m bi and i think 2% is low

I’m so confused as to what in the seven kingdoms is going on but i love it.

for the final day of my redinstead project, i drew characters that to my knowledge, are canonically autistic. from left to right: abed nadir from community, julia from sesame street, spencer reid from criminal minds, (my spidersona, spider-stim!), symmetra from overwatch, river from to the moon, and newt scamander from fantastic beasts!

(symmetra was suggested by @junkratsbobatea and spencer was suggested by @lcmontea!)

plus, a little note from me:

thank you to every single person who liked, reblogged, followed, and just generally supported me through this month. i don’t think i would’ve lasted if it wasn’t for the amount of love i got from people. i can’t even express with words how happy i am that you all enjoyed a project that i wasn’t sure anyone would even care about. just, thank you. <3

Caleb:

The only reason Oscar isn’t up there is because seeing a flying trash can would be awkward looking #RIPBigBird. We’ll miss you, Caroll.

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

The attorney is Jaskier you can’t change my mind.

The witcher Characters as stupid things that real people have said in court:

Attorney: What was the first thing your Husband said to you that morning?

Triss: He said "Where am I Yen"

Attorney: and why did that upset you?

Triss: CAUSE MY NAME IS TRISS

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Attorney: What were you wearing at the moment of the impact?

Sabrina: Gucci sweats an Reeboks

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Attorney: Are you sexually active?

Phlippa: no I just lie there

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Attorney: Now tell me, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Tissaia: Did you actually pass the bar exam??

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Attorney: Your youngest daughter, the 12 year old one. How old is she?

Geralt: 12, much like your I.Q.

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Attorney: Where you present when the picture was taken?

Yennefer: are you shitting me?

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Attorney: So the date of conception was August 8th?

Jaskier: Yes

Attorney: and what were you doing at that time?

Jaskier: Getting laid

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Attorney: You had four children right?

Tissaia: Yes

Attorney: How many were boys?

Tissaia: none

Attorney: Where there any girls?

Tissaia: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney??

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Attorney: How was your first marriage terminated?

Rita: by death

Attorney: and by whose death was it terminated?

Rita: Take a guess