Why Do Black People Use You In The Wrong Context? Such Is "you Ugly" Instead Of "you're Ugly" I Know

In fantasy you “portal” somewhere and in sci-fi you’re “beamed” somewhere

the difference between fantasy and sci-fi? well there’s a “quest” and then there’s a “mission”

I would bury a switch blade in both my parents chests for one of these

I keep accidentally finding cool teapots

Cleigh is a female equivalent to Clay

Hey, what name do you think is the most suitable name for a female!Clay? I thought about clayduette, clayette or clayuette. None of these names exist but Since clay is a male name and is not because I something against nameing her after a boy is just that I don’t find it suitable for a girl. And it is kind of hard to find a name who represent the same meaning as clay though.

Reblog if you stan Clay Bailey with Facial Hair

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

Caleb:

The only reason Oscar isn’t up there is because seeing a flying trash can would be awkward looking #RIPBigBird. We’ll miss you, Caroll.

well if you can’t waddle and cause mayhem in a pressed suit just say that

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

Do y’all ever just wanna shove a crystal up your ass to see if it’ll ‘calm your shit’?

Your Arab aren't you? Have you ever dated a terrorist

nah I’m not into white guys sry

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat 

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