Good Things Will Happen 🧿

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

Do y’all ever just wanna shove a crystal up your ass to see if it’ll ‘calm your shit’?

snort the dirt cocaine, do what needs to be done coward

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

for everyone who wants to enjoy some gay rights here’s Adam’s “I’m Gay” scene

More than pleasure, more intimate than sex

You laugh against the skin of my collarbone

Goosebumps wash over me and I laugh along with you

You’re gentle as you trace the mole over my chest

I am equally as careful when I run my fingertips over your peach fuzz

The TV buzzes with an 80’s sitcom in the background

The colour of the sky doesn’t matter to us much

You tell a shitty joke and I respond with a pun

Both of us lose our minds with the giddiness filling our brains

You hold me tighter and for once, I don’t flinch away

Once I put on a song to tug me from the couch

You place a hand on my back and I hold you by the shoulder

Pulling each other around to the sound of Johnny Cash

Lips rest against my ear as they whisper to me

Soft puffs of contentedness spill from my own mouth

Our clothes rustle as I spin you around before we bump into each other again

I remember the first time I smiled at you

You remember something too, though I’ll never know what it is

Lower Decks, Minecraft edition

Reblog if you stan Clay Bailey with Facial Hair