Wrong!

wrong!

Just a reminder

Crocodiles are the main character

Humans are the side villain

seems some of you forget that

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1 year ago

i wanna see that

My New Spidersona: Spider-Commando, Or Spider Kam 🕷️🪐🕸️ Having Recently Played Star Wars

My new Spidersona: Spider-Commando, or Spider Kam 🕷️🪐🕸️ Having recently played Star Wars Battlefront and Halo around the time I watched #Spiderverse, I wanted to give my new Spider-sona a Space-soldier vibe. You can see the influence of Spartan-II commandos and clone trooper commandos in his design but when it came to colors I retained the red-blue scheme so as to not deviate too much from classic Spiderman.

He comes from a world where mutated soldiers are trained at a young age to fight each other (There are rhino soldiers and goblin soldiers,) and originally there were tons of Spider Commandos. However he became the only one and due to some breaking of canon events evil-doers in his dimension were doing, it fell apart quickly and he was rescued. Because he was never given a name at birth (everyone in his world save for officers was given a code such as M4R7-J4N3, H4RY-O2BN, or GW32-2TC7) and he knows he is the last spider commando, some of the Spider crew have taken to calling him "The Spider-Kam(mando)."

Assigned to Migeul's support and rescue units, Spider-Kam has begun to gradually explore what life can be like outside of a soldier.

1 year ago

"arts and crafts"

oh always

Just Realised I Forgot The Blush On Waddledee >:C
Just Realised I Forgot The Blush On Waddledee >:C
Just Realised I Forgot The Blush On Waddledee >:C

just realised i forgot the blush on waddledee >:C

prompt list credit goes to @paintpanic

1 year ago

well i'm fairly certain we all knew he was sus

how sus was the matter of opinion

Former US president Donald Trump literally said this in court

"Everything I've said is true, except for the parts I invented."

Former US President Donald Trump Literally Said This In Court
1 year ago

ha

Posting things that Eka's Portal won't understand the significance of

Posting Things That Eka's Portal Won't Understand The Significance Of

right?

1 year ago

hmm...

All I want is mental peace.

1 year ago

Weird Earthworm Jim fact

Initially Earthworm Jim began as a maggot character.

At this point he didn't have the Jim part of the name.

Years later when this information was leaked online,

people who'd joined the development project AFTER the change

tried to call out the person who leaked the info as a liar

only for the original character creator to confirm it as true

and to this day some people still believe the maggot story to be a lie.

The reason for the change is even more bizarre

apparently the character creator got into a heated argument

with some random other guy not connected to the project at all

the subject being what the difference was between

maggots

and gnat larvae.

after that the character was changed to an earthworm.

nobody is really sure who won that argument.

but changing the character to an earthworm removed the issue.


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1 year ago

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CupidTober!

CupidTober!

The intent is to use the prompt to draw gore or spooky stuff, but as always you’re free to draw or write whatever you’d like :3

This is simply a custom list

1 year ago

People on Tumblr are seriously arguing about the pronunciation of sauce. Hey why don't you ask the Chinese how to pronounce this guy's name?

People On Tumblr Are Seriously Arguing About The Pronunciation Of Sauce. Hey Why Don't You Ask The Chinese

#I roast my marshmallows with the fires of Hades


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1 year ago
When People Think Your Species Is Chinese

when people think your species is Chinese

because the food made from it comes from China

When People Think Your Species Is Chinese

I hate being an unrelatable furry

me: "male anthropomorphic black mamba"

the furry community: "did you mean to type female?"

me: "listen here you little-"

rando: "I got ya fam" [posts the following image]

I Hate Being An Unrelatable Furry

me:

I Hate Being An Unrelatable Furry
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