You Know Maybe All The Strange Unexplained Stuff Still Happens

"mah game is on par"

haha

yes

Ever hear a ridiculous news article? How about... "Businesses are trying to copyright the concept of steam, and we don't mean the Valve brand."

It wasn't even the onion

i will outlive you all!

life's already hard, no need for shame

yeesh

Jokes in the future will be so strange

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

"What's a kangaroo and what's a sheep?"

Kangaroos were bipedal animals we used to have that were known to have powerful large legs that they use to bound across the land.

Sheep were creatures we used to have that would naturally produce fibres similar in composition to our artificial cotton plastics that people used to fashion clothing.

"Okay, please continue."

A woolly jumper!

"Ah okay, I guess that makes sense."

No no no stop thinking about the gene-splicing thing for a sec I mean like the clothing item made of wool that our kind used to wear.

"You need new material."

I should have been born while Earth was still a thing.

"Okay, boomer."

Oh. Well I guess bombs are still relevant. Weird.

oh god i know

what is this nonsense

it's daylight robbery

the packaging still says how to use it

but it doesn't even work

that's gotta be illegal surely

Abmodal Triggers

Truly the best

wild

This came into my mind this morning and I just couldn't function until I drew it

can i get a fuck plush

I can't believe you guys rejected this guy. Look at this precious boy!

this is a mix of the first 2 days of the prompt list

prompt list credit goes to @magentasnail