In The Back Of My Primate Behavior Lecture Rn Trying Not To Cream My Jeans. My Screen Protector Has Bite

girlhood

wrote this in may ^^ didn’t like it at the time but it’s grown on me so wanted to share! we love dilfs with black lungs on this page WHO CHEERED

toji x reader

warnings: smoking, sfw

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toji’s steel toed work boots thump audibly as he treks backwards towards your bed. the older man fiddles with a knitted plush he has cupped in his hands, flexing its little arms with a half-amused chuckle.

“real cute setup you’ve got here.” he tells you, acting like he doesn’t practically live at your place most days. he kicks off his ridiculously heavy footwear and sinks down on the bed, throwing the plushie somewhere behind him.

toji pulls you into his lap once you reach him, palming the back of your thighs with a sigh. your smaller hands snake around the curve of his biceps, squeezing back with a smile.

you notice the slight tremble in his hands as he rubs a lock of your hair between his fingers, tired eyes flirting back and forth like they’re looking for something.

“when’s the last time you had a smoke? you ask him, pulling his under-eye down to peer at his bloodshot waterline.

“would have after work but wanted to beat the traffic.” he laughs, swatting your hand away with a sigh.

“here” you tell him, bracing yourself on his thigh to reach for one of his lighters he left on your nightstand.

“fuck. you don’t mind?” he asks, already reaching into his back pocket to pull out a carton of marlboro reds. he smacks the box into his palm a couple times, shaking a stick loose and placing it between his teeth.

“i like the smell i guess. reminds me of you.” you bring the zippo to the end of his mouth, tongue flitting out in concentration.

toji sucks the filter a couple times, turning the end a bright red. the acrid smell of tobacco hits your nose as smoke trails from either side of his lips, rising and tangling with the mesh sashes of your bedroom canopy.

he turns to exhale a plume of hot smoke towards the foot of your bed, rubbing your back as though to thank you for your leniency.

“wanna try a little?” he hold the cig up between two fingers, shaking it like he would a dog treat.

“i prefer something a little lighter.” you giggle. as much as the smell of burning tobacco comforted you, you couldn’t fathom how toji handled the taste.

“that fruity electric shit aint’ smoking pretty girl.” he laughs, patting your hip to make up for his teasing. you see the tremble in his hand gradually fade away as he takes in more and more of the smoke.

“fruity?” you laugh, recalling your embarrassing assortment of dessert flavored vapes.

“don’t care if it’s got the same ingredients as these.” he starts, reaching his hand out your window to ash soft grey embers to the wind. “you’d never see me taking hits off nothing strawberry shortcake flavored.”

you scoff at the older man’s jest, sitting further back in his lap to look at him. toji takes another drag, looking back at you with an infuriatingly charming smile.

“at least i’m not addicted.” you tease

“i’ll quit when i want to.” he tells you, holding the filter to your glossy lips. “here. just try it for me.”

you nod, leaning to suckle on the yellow filter in front of you. warm, thick fingers close around the base of your skull, holding you there.

toji takes the cig from you, immediately placing the flutter between his lips and rubbing calloused hands along your sides.

“you holding it?” he chuckles, waiting for you to cough out the bitter smoke.

you make due on his assumption, doubling over with a laugh and a fit of smoky grey hacks and coughs.

“awww.” toji jests, rubbing your back as the last of the smoke leaves your lungs.

“yeah nothing like that strawberry shortcake huh.” you can practically see the one sided smirk on his face.

a series of images that all have absolutely nothing in common and are definitely just random screenshots

— “ 𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐔𝐏, 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒 !! ”

sex is hot but having your fictional faves cum inside you? even better! — letting him cum inside you for the first time

ft. toji, satoru, yuuji, megumi, geto

cw: 18+ only. fem!reader. unprotected sex, creampie, implied overstimulation, breeding kink, dirty talk, praise, slight body worship, profanities, use of princess, angel, mention of f!oral

an: decided to try writing for jjk! likes and reblogs help a lot and are appreciated!

# 𝐓𝐎𝐉𝐈

your wet cheeks are plush against the softness of the pillow. your vision blurry as you sobbed with half lidded eyes. “you’re so pretty like this,” toji coos, lifting himself from between your thighs. his face leans down to press soft kisses on your bare back. his hands are so large as they wrap around your waist, holding you in place as he pushes the head of his cock past your slippery folds.

“hah—” every touch, every little sensation of his skin against yours is thrilling. your legs twitch, and you can feel your sweet slick pooling on the mattress beneath. toji’s lips are wet with your arousal, lips lifting into a smirk as he pondered the taste of your sweet slit. “you like how i fuck you don’t you? want me to fill you up?”

he can feel your skin heating up from the sinful words that leave his lips. the feeling of his cock dragging inside your walls feels so sweet, your sweaty palms clutch onto the bed sheets. “oh fuck—” he groans, losing his composure with a low whimper. “didn’t ya hear me?” he asks, gently biting the tender skin on your neck.

“y-yes! fill me—” you’re interrupted by toji’s fast thrusts, hips moving with no mercy. “let’s fill you up, princess.” your body trembles, eyes crossing together in ecstasy. your whines and moans are the sweetest as they reach his ears.

his hands are restless, wandering every inch of your skin before settling on the curve of your ass. “sh-shit, hah- toji—” so lost in the feeling, you don’t realize your high coming down on you, your stomach churning and swelling. his breaths are heavy, fanning against your shoulders.

with a final stroke, his balls rest against your clit as white spurts paint your velvet walls. his touch is grounding. his calloused hands tilting your head to sink his lips on yours with so much passion, it leaves you breathless.

# 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐔

you’ve tried everything with your boyfriend. everything that laces with the word intimacy with satoru. everything except let him cum inside you. there isn’t any particular reason as to why you both haven’t done it yet. but maybe today, as satoru’s kisses last a little longer than usual, his touch burning against your skin as your slick coats his cock that’s already buried deep inside your velvet walls — you think he might be onto something.

you gasp, breathless when he pulls away from his passionate kiss with his tongue sticking out. a thin thread of saliva connects your mouth to his and you’re feeling light-headed. “so pretty,” he lets out, lost in your curious eyes before his lips lift with a smirk. “you know what would be prettier?”

“what?” your back hits the softness of your bed as he leans down. burying his face in the crook of your neck, his nose digs on your skin as he whispers, “your face when i cum inside you.” his words are so shameless, you couldn’t help but let a moan escape. “satoru—”

“shhh, let me take care of you tonight,” he coos as he slowly drags his girth out, only to thrust deeper in. “hah—” you moan at the heightened pleasure. your back arched back as your nails clawed at his broad shoulders.

satoru’s cock is perfectly shaped, curved just enough to hit that sweet spot inside you with each relentless thrust of his hips. “satoru! it— feels so g-good—” your chock on syllables, the pleasure filling your senses. your body starts to tense with his hands coming to grab your thighs, spreading them further apart to hear your loud whimpers and moans.

“you like that?” he nibbles your earlobes, his hot breath fanning your skin that heats up under him. “y-yes. do whatever you want to me,” you let out between your whines. “oh fuck.” he groans. it makes him go crazy when your walls clench so shamelessly around him.

the pace of his hips becomes faster, his heavy balls hitting your ass with each drag of his cock inside your clenching walls. “you’re so tight. sh-shit,” he grunts, sapphire eyes finding yours that spill of love. you feel your abdomen clenching as you let the euphoric feeling fill your mind. your eyes rolling back sinfully in ecstasy as satoru buries his cock deep inside you.

“ ‘so good,” he sighs, letting his seed spill inside you. and as satoru feels your walls fill with his spilled seed, he thinks it’s the best kind of intimacy he's had with you. “so fuckin’ good for me.”

# 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈

“no more, please. i can’t— cum again,” yuuji gasps, his face furrowed as you slide down his cock again. your cunt is still slippery from your orgasm, your heart still beating at an irregular pace. “you can! please,” you whine as you sink on his length, your ass plush against his heavy balls.

and how could your sweet boyfriend say no to you when you whine so pretty, face glowing with so much beauty, it has him love struck. but yuuji’s eyes are wide as he realizes that he’s out of condoms. “baby, we’re out of—”

“i don’t care,” you shake your head, batting your eyelashes as you bury your face in the crook of his neck, the closeness only making you dizzy. “just fuck me, yuuji.” the words that leave your lips has his mind in chaos, such beautiful chaos and he can’t hold back. his hands are firm on your hips.

you lift yourself from his lap just enough to slide down again, bouncing on his girth that stretches your walls so perfectly it has you letting out the sweetest moans. each stroke has your cunt clenching tighter and tighter and it feels like heaven on earth. “angel, you feel so good- fuck!” yuuji grunts, squelching sounds filling your ears.

he’s close, and he knows you’re close too with how your muscles tense, the movement of your hips becoming sloppier. pleasure writes all over your face as yuuji inches your face closer, attaching his lips on yours with so much fervor, it makes you breathless. a chain of whimpers leaves your throat, and you can feel him twitch inside you.

“oh baby, sh-shit,” he grunts as his seeds fill your walls so well, so fucking well that your face contorts into euphoric pleasures. “ah! yuuji—” whines are all you let out at the tight grasp of his calloused hands on your hips, so tight that it’s bruising.

but you don’t care, not when you’re lost in the feeling of his sweet essence that oozes out of your aching cunt and down your inner thighs. yuuji is gasping, finding air in his lungs as he jerks his hips forward, fucking his seed back in you. because yuujis is greedy when it comes to you.

# 𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈

it’s intense as megumi grabs your plush thighs, his rough hands sinking on your flesh, almost bruising it. it’s too intense when your heart beats erratically as he slides the material of your panties to the side. with one hand he spreads your folds to push his pulsating cock inside your cunt that coats with your sweet arousal.

“oh f-fuck—” he stammer, breath hitching in his chest as he pulls your body closer to him. it’s so slow, he’s relivishing the way your cunt flutters so shamelessly around his girth. his length fills you up just enough, just enough to have you whimpering at the relentless pace of his hips snapping against yours.

“angel, you feel so fuckin’ good, i’m—” your mind is hazy, mouth parted and you feel salty beads of tears forming in the corners of your eyes. “gonna fill you up so well.” a low groan reverberates out of his chest. your hands hold onto megumi's sturdy shoulders, your nails leaving crescent marks on his pale skin.

“it feels so good— s-so good!—” you choke between your sobs. your velvet walls are clenching around his shaft so well, he’s not sure if he can hold out much longer. incoherent babbles leave your mouth as you both lose yourself in the euphoric feeling of each other’s skin.

the sounds of his balls slapping against your flesh fills your ears. it feels so heavenly. “megumi—”

“i’m close. oh sh-shit. i’m gonna cum, angel,” he manages to let out. his mouth parts to take in your perked nipples, and oh so sweetly he wraps his tongue around your bud, sucking it with passion. it heightens the feeling in your stomach, and your thighs starts to tremble.

“please,” you start with quivering lips. “please cum in me.” megumi’s mind goes blank, lust filling his dark orbs as he peers in between your thighs, where you’re both connected. fireworks explode on your heated skin as you feel the tight rope in your abdomen rip, your orgasm crashing down on your high.

“hah— i’m gonna—” it only takes a few deep strokes before he spurts his essence inside your clamping walls. his skin is sweat sheened as you feel him fill you to the brim, so fucking well that it’s seeping out to your thighs.

# 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎

geto has his head buried in the crook of your neck, bruising it with sweet love bites and kisses. a shudder runs down your spine as his cold fingers curve inside your cunt to nudge that sweet spot inside you. you’re a moaning mess, legs shivering, and you can feel your high washing over you.

“there, there,” he breathes out. peering through his eyelashes, he can see the tears that bead your eyes, heavy breaths leaving your parted lips. he stares, so lost in your beauty before hooking his cock in your slippery cunt. “you’re so pretty like this, baby.” a low groan leaves his chest.

his girth is perfect, stretching your walls so fucking well, you can only cry out in pleasure. “sh-shit!” your soft walls are sucking him in. his dark orbs gaze at you as his hips snap against yours, moving in a circular motion that has you losing your goddamn mind.

“sugu— i can’t. i’m—”

“i know baby. cum for me, okay?” your words come muffled as a moan escapes your luscious lips. his thrusts are deep and fast, so good and you feel your abdomen clenching. “fuck, i’m there, i’m close. fuck, pretty, i’m gonna—” your chest heaves up and down, your hands holding on to his shoulders so hard that it starts to ache. but it doesn’t matter.

geto’s eyes are losing focus, grunts leaving his chest. just as he’s about to pull out, your trembling legs wrap around his waist. your heels dig his back, locking him in between your thighs and you pull him closer, so close that your body curves against his. “baby, we can’t—”

“please, want you to cum in me.” your stare is intense, it makes him go crazy, eyes filling with so much lust and love as he buries his cock as deep as he can. warm spurts of his essence fill your cunt.

it feels so good that it leaves you wanting more. “geto,” you gasp as his lips sink on yours. as the closeness feels lovely, he hums into your mouth, and geto have no intention of pulling out yet.

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Stop im going to cry 😭😭

bloody water pours between my thighs

Character: toji fushiguro | toji zenin

Authors Note: Alright! heres the second part to Toji x pregnant Reader fanfic! I’m currently working on similar piece after this which will be hopefully be posted by next week, I hope you all enjoy! <3

Warnings: graphic depictions of childbirth, cussing, crying, pregnancy, pet names

Synopsis:

“Mnnhhmmm Toji” you cried, whining as you felt the pressure in your belly increase. Suddenly you panicked, the feeling was so immense you nearly collapsed; grasping for Toji as your breath caught in your throat. “Toji, T-Toji, Toji.” 

He caught your arm, holding it up to maneuver you so you could see his face. “I’m right here, whatta need, kid?” He stroked the skin of your wrist, moving his hand from your back to rest on your wet cheek. 

It wasn’t that Toji was necessarily afraid of being a father - more so, he feared whether or not you’d survive this. Losing you terrified Toji. 

Your body knew what was happening before your mind fully registered that you were going into labor.

The first time it happened you were cleaning dishes; your stomach cramped unexpectedly as you scrubbed the baby blue sponge over the porcelain of the plate. 

You placed your hand on the corner of the sink to steady yourself, hissing as you brought a hand to grip the underside of your swollen middle. 

Toji was in the living room sharpening his sword, the Shink! of the blade helping to take your mind off the pain momentarily.

 The pain subsided, disappearing as soon as it had arrived. You simply shrugged and continued cleaning. 

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The second time it happened you were sat in Toji’s lap, his hands running over the plumpness of your ass - which had grown due to the pregnancy. Calloused hands squeezed appreciatively at the roundness of it. His mouth pressed to yours in a sweet kiss, contradicting the aggressive pulls and squeezes of his hands.

“You’re so fucking gorgeous.” Toji said, smiling through the kiss. “Givin’ me a lil brat to run around” he placed a hand on your belly, caressing the skin as he moved the hem of your shirt up and over your skin.

You moaned at his praise, holding a hand to his cheek, you moved your head back down to catch him in another kiss. 

Toji pulled away to crane his neck downward, slowly running the rough pads of his thumbs over your tummy; he traced the stretch marks that had painted themselves across your soft skin. 

Blushing, you went to pull his hand away making him swat your palm before you could interrupt his fascination with your body. 

“Stop it.” He muttered and leaned down to kiss the roundness of your belly, continuing down in a line of pecks, “So fuckin’ good for me.” He praised once more, moving his head up to catch your gaze. 

You shook your head, giggling softly and went to reply when a cramp tightened your belly making you gasp and screw your eyes shut. 

“Woah,” Toji rubbed your belly slightly, “Hey, you good, kid?” his worried expression deepened when you shook your head and tried curling in on yourself in an attempt to ease the tightening of your swollen middle. 

Toji watched you shiver and put two in two together, “Shh.” Toji comforted as you took deep breaths, rubbing your back.

When the pain finally released you took a deep inhale and looked at him sheepishly, almost afraid to make eye contact with the bigger man, in fear of being scolded for not telling him you were going into labor. 

“Was that a contraction?” Toji deadpanned. 

Looking everywhere but his eyes, you rubbed the back of your neck, chuckling nervously. ”N-no, I think it was just a kick.” hiding labor from Toji was pointless in the end, the baby was coming either way, but you were terrified - hoping that if Toji wasn’t aware it was happening that the reality of you having to give birth wasn’t one you’d have to experience. 

Toji still gave u a bored look, “Oh yeah, cause kicks make you look like you’re about to shit out a baby.” 

You blushed at his choice of words and looked down to his hands that were cupping the underside of your middle. 

“Okay…” you shifted a tad, bringing another fit of pain along with your movements you gasped and reached out, placing your hand on Toji’s shoulder and gritting your teeth. “Yeah it’s a contraction - oh” you tried laughing through your teeth - being cut off by the searing pain ripping itself throughout your abdomen.  

Toji sat silently, rubbing his hands over the taut skin of your stomach, pressing in random places hoping to relieve the pressure. 

“Are you doing okay?” he asked once you let out a shaky breath, signaling the contraction had passed. You nodded and he smiled warmly,.

Toji craned his neck to give you a quick peck and then moved back to get a look at your stomach, leaning down and pressing a kiss to the skin gently. 

You leaned back slightly and placed your hands on his knees, making more room for him. Bringing your hand to his head and carting your fingers through the raven strands, you focused on the softness of his hair to try and distract yourself from the foreseeable pain you were to feel within the now and when your baby arrived.

“You gotta be more nice t’ya momma, squirt.” Toji scolded lightly, rubbing his thumb over the swollen skin. “She’s putin’ in the blood, sweat, and tears to bring you here.” 

You smiled at his teasing and continued to play with his hair, only removing your hand when he moved to sit up straight once more, pulling you against his thick chest and wrapping his arms around you in a loose hug. 

He could feel the tension in your body - a clear sign of the fear that hung in the back of your mind. 

Toji squeezed your sides a bit and you giggled and squirmed making him smile, laughing at your reaction, he brought you back into the hug and placed his chin on your head, running his rough hands up and down your arms. 

“You’ll be okay kid, m’ not gonna let anything happen to ya.” Toji reassured you.

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Just like Animals

It's my first time posting. Sorry for any mistakes. (In case someone actually reads this)

MINORS BEGONE. DO NOT INTERACT.

Summary: The bed breaks while y'all bang like rabbits lmao

Warnings: None, I think. Let me know in case you think otherwise.

The creaking sound loudened as he thrusted into you at an impossible speed. The poor bed sounded like it was screaming with you. Each animalistic stroke of his cock in your tight little cunt drove you closer to insanity. The bed was going to break any moment now, you were sure of it. But you couldn't care. Not when he was fucking you so hard that you could feel each jolt of pleasure like an electric shock coursing throughout your body. And so, the bed falling remained a hazy thought floating into the back of your mind where it belonged. He was groaning into your ear like an animal feasting on its prey. You were close. So, so close. You could taste it. You could feel it deep in your stomach. Every second, every thrust, you screamed and cried. Writhing under his weight with no relief. No matter how much you shook your head or dug your nails into his back, there was just no relief. You just didn't want him to stop pounding you. No, no, no, you could even entertain that thought. And it must have been the same for him. Because he was shouting at this point. Gripping you so hard that it hurt. It was all too much. Between the sound of the skin slapping against skin, his groans and the bed creaking, you were helpless. You couldn't take it anymore.

With a silent plea followed by a choked yell, you came. Waves and waves of pleasure washed over you. The wrenching, numbing sensation started between your legs and spread everywhere until it consumed all of you. Your mind in a bliss. You were too lost. So much that you didn't hear the bed detach from the headboard. Nor did you feel it fall until it crashed against the floor while your orgasm crashed against you. You almost had one practical moment of shock but there was no time, no. it all felt like a dream. The soft mattress underneath you sprung up softly and absorbed all the shock. It threw you upwards gently and sank you back in like you were laying upon fluffy clouds. You felt as if you really were. It was heaven. Your legs were shaking and locking and unlocking around him as if they had a mind of their own and he was still riding you through the orgasm.

You felt sensative. Oversimulated beyond your capacity. You weakly pressed a hand against his chest but you had no energy. He didn't stop. He kept fucking you. Thrusting over and over and over until you were filled up to the brim with his load. Rope after rope, it shot into you. It oozed out of you and spilled all over the sheets, painting your walls white. He let out a loud groan and collapsed into you with all his weight. Loudly beating hearts, breathless pants and gasps for air was all you could hear until the outside sounds began to register. Slowly the voice down the floor of your apartment grew louder and clearer. It sounded like your downstair neighbours weren't too happy.

"Are you people or animals? Keep it the hell down!" the middle aged woman cried at the top of her lungs, "No shame at all!"

You couldn't help as you giggled into his chest.

love his energy sm 👴🏻

need dick from a man who has no fucking clue what he's doing

toji doesn’t mind when his woman has a full bush. You think he cares about some hair? You think that’s gonna stop him? Absolutely not. And you only found out when you two were in a heated make out session, and you should’ve stopped knowing you didn’t quite prepare yourself so when his hands started wandering, you immediately pulled away from him. “What’s wrong? You alright?” He looked so confused.

“Yeah, no, I’m fine…I just…I didn’t shave?” You wince at your words, practically embarrassed. Why should you be? It’s normal after all, but your previous partners always made a big deal about it. Toji just laughs, and not a mocking laughter, but a genuine chuckle. Now you’re the one with a confused look on your face.

“Baby?” He tries to catch his breath.

“What…? Why are you laughing?” Your brows furrow.

Toji shakes his head at you, unable to wipe the smile off his face. “I’m a grown ass man, okay? You think I care about you not shaving? It’s fucking hair. Bush or not, it’s still getting ate,” he spoke so casually, leaving you shocked.

So now you’re just sitting there more turned on than before. It should be the bare minimum but the bar is literally in hell after how you’ve been previously treated. “Hair anywhere, I don’t give a shit about. You think I can go through with shaving my shit every other week? Fuck no. So I wouldn’t make you do it. Isn’t that like bad for you anyway?” He lifts a brow, actually curious.

“I…I don’t know? Don’t think so?” You’re really at a loss for words.

“Oh well, who cares? Either way don’t worry about it. So, come here and let me keep kissing my girl.” He hooks his finger under your chin, pulling you closer until your lips are only inches apart.

“O-okay.”

this is one is a bit suggestive but I still think it’s lowkey sweet??? lmaooo