Can Someone Please Write A One Shot/ Or A Multi Chaptered Fic Of What Would Happen Realistically If Vhagar

Listen, listen. Vanya would understand ’cause she has realistic expectations of what I am. And what I am is sexy trash.

The extra comic I did for my crack Thai AU (From this if you’re wondering) I still find the concept of reverse iliad where Paris kidnapped Menelaus funny so, here ya go! Even in this universe Paris is still certified freak.

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Favorite Character Meme : Headcanons [2/5]

- Belphegor in Supernatural

- Portrayed by Alexander Calvert

[ full headcanon list for belphegor below! ]

• he grew up in a cult family, like his parents ran a cult and he was forced into it ("we were all worshipping this giant rock that looked like a huge penis").

• he had a really traumatic life because he likes being in hell.

• he died when he was like a young adult because he acts like he's a fucking gen z kid.

• he's been to earth before he used jack as a vessel (he knows way too much to have not been) and he prefers using young adult males as vessels because that's who he is.

• he's met rowena before, a couple centuries ago, and knows her on a semi-personal level.

• same with meg, i feel like she was the first and one of the extremely few demons that ever liked him and became a friend. he doesn't learn that she died until he brings her up to sam one of the few days he was with tfw and when he learns, he just has to take a Moment.

• he's a prince of hell, but he's the weakest of the group so nobody trusted him with a high status job, so he punches a clock and does pretty simple tasks; which leads to him not having trust in his own power despite having a high status and knowing more than just a normal demon.

• not to mention that the spells he did had so few ingredients but did huge things, so there had to be crazy power behind the caster, right?

• jack's body was the first body that he felt comfortable in, like he says that he'll leave when he finds another body but there was Several "blending" bodies around at literally every fucking moment but he still stayed in jack's.

• also on the vessel subject, i think he only chooses bodies that are already dead because, again, there were several bodies that he could've hopped into but he chose not to.

• he actually wasn't supposed to be in hell; his soul was just snatched before he got to heaven and lucifer and lilith had their fucking way with him to turn him into a yellow eyes and they told him that he belongs here and that once a soul has been to hell, it can't go to heaven so he's Stuck here now and he believes that even though it isn't true.

• oh, not to mention that he's definitely not straight.

Aemond, Helaena and Aegon at the cinema:

Aemond: Do you want sweet or salty popcorn?

Helaena, smiling and clutching Aegon's hand: I like my popcorn how I like my husband.

Aemond: They don't sell ugly popcorn.

using languages other than your native language like

#he really said we cope through humor

“How about you? Are you ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?” Hell no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight? I’m following him.

make me choose! howling commandos bucky barnes or winter soldier bucky barnes?