Lock Me Up Bc Im Guilty 😔

Okay but alienrry seems like softest person ever. He goes to the library to ensure his partner is fully satisfied during sexual activities, eats anything and everything apple and knits. I want to give him the biggest hug ever but I also want to choke on his dick. Pls

He’s top tier boyfriend 🥺🥺🥺 very soft, very pure, very golden retriever vibes 🥺🥺

He’s cute and cuddly and touchy because he never realized how satisfying and comforting touch could be and he stole Y/N’s Snuggie for himself because it’s soft and warm and she constantly has to parent him into wearing clothes beneath it because he wants to be naked all the time since, “Clothes are so restraining. What’s the point? Humans already know what each other’s anatomy looks like; why would you feel the need to hide something that’s public knowledge?”

“Because indecent exposure makes people uncomfortable.”

“Then why is there so much nudity on television?”

“Good question! Don’t know! Now please put on some boxers under my Snuggie so you’re not flashing the window when you manspread on my couch.”

“You like it when I manspread.”

“That’s not the point—”

“No underwear also means easy access. I figured you’d appreciate that.”

“Stop trying to seduce me into getting what you want.”

“Is it working?”

“No.”

“Then why are you clasping your legs together?”

ATTENTION EVERYONE I FOUND ANOTHER ONE

The Umbrella Academy as Vintage Book Series (aka if the Umbrella Gang stayed in the 60s and got book deals)

Halsey es una mujer que realmente me inspira día a día, y Still learning es una de mis canciones favoritas de Manic. So enjoy

“Pero nadie a mi alrededor sabe quién soy, qué me pasa, a quiénes lastimé y a dónde se han ido. Sé que he causado mucho daño pero estoy tratando de solucionarlo. Cometo los mismos errores, una y otra vez. A todos mis amigos, me disculpo por eso”

— Halsey- Still Learning. 

a very hastily made mashup of all too well and champagne problems

Todos están consolandote. Todos y cada uno de ellos están a tu lado ahora. Todos están consolandote como fueras la única herida en esta historia. Todos piensan en mi como si fuera un monstruo en esta historia pero estoy sufriendo. Yo fui herida y nadie vino a consolarme. Nadie me dijo que las cosas iban a estar bien ni que iban a mejorar. Nadie tomo mi mano y la apretó en forma de apoyo,nadie se quedó hasta tarde para poder secar mis lágrimas. Nadie se quedó conmigo mientras tú fuiste quién rompió cada pedazo de mi sin límite alguno,sin remordimiento alguno.

I hate you because when I look into your eyes, I see the woman I used to be.

I hate you. Because when you were born, your father said he loved me.

Then he went back to his grand wife and his grand house whilst I lay pathetic and half-dead on a straw mat, my thighs slick with blood.

I hate you. Because if I didn’t…

I’d love you.

This is the sweetest thing!!!!

Galaxy Brain ➤ Cas + Jack