“But There Are Some Things In My Life You Don’t Touch If You Want To Walk Away With Your Spine Intact.”

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Spider-Man & Black Cat Peter Parker & Felicia Hardy

Otto Schmidt (art)

Peter Parker should be mobster hot, I think. Like, he’s canonically good-looking, but crooked nose lends him a strong hint of eau de peril. Vaguely dangerous looking man with a camera

i love peter as a theoretical concept but great googly moogly would I hate him if he existed as a real person. messy, lame, never responds, acts smarter than you and is, reads 50 shades, can’t name a single music artist, comes home at 3 am every night like we can’t hear his squeaky ass window smh

web of spider-man #38

ngl i hate it that in the comics every peterfel story line centers around MJ and how it makes MJ feel and how it effects Peter and MJ’s relationship

Like goddamnnn can’t Peter and Felicia be together without the writers making it some weird roundabout way of Peter trying get back at or over MJ

I’m tired of seeing panels of MJ looking out windows at Peter and Felicia like ‘aw damn woah is me she took my man’ like ily sis but this ain’t about you!!!

Felicia going to handle business in Europe for the week and leaving Peter alone with Ben and he just goes full blown helicopter parent. He makes a brand new high-def baby monitor, even though they already have a perfectly good one. He puts web bumpers on every sharp edge in the house. He throws out all of Felicia’s candles because they’re a fire hazard despite being unlit. He webs up any furniture that isn’t bolted in place so it can’t fall. Felicia comes back and the house is in shambles but Ben is clean, happy, and healthy and Peter looks proud so she says nothing.

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Marvel Comics #1000: Because Of Her