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1/5 star review to this superhero couple

Do NOT hire them

adore this iconic dishevelled bisexual look 

can i get a pound of the virginia ham and can you whimper a little while youre slicing it. yeah daddy likes that. now let me taste the sample

How much can Peter patch up a suit until it's done for good? Tune in and find out tonight with Felicia Hardy as your host!!

Faire patte de velours

Black Cat | Spider-Man

Helena Masellis (art)

More proof of why Straczynski is one of the best

reading the ultimate comics

love that peter is simultaneously like "everything is my fault forever and all my friends die because of me and i carry a plague that negatively impacts everyone in my life" and ALSO "i have never done anything wrong in my life and i will not apologize for anything ever"