Merry (late) Christmas

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Butch werewolf vi x femme vampire cait?

showtime!

if you're trans, you have to live.

if you accomplish something else, then good.

if you accomplish nothing else, then good.

but you have to live.

🤍

Gay Pride (1990) by Catherine Opie

A lot of pretty people have begun following my whorish antics so I might as well post some cute photos of me so they know who they're flirting with and who the source of all the dungeon meshi comics is.

(I changed my hair I promise both pics are me lol)

Now if anyone wants to flirt and show me their beautiful body, this is who will be looking at it 😘

I am currently watching the SpongeBob movie and have always been under the belief that it is the myth of the 21st century, like how Superman is the 20th century myth.

I also believe that the SpongeBob movie is just the Odyssey. And in that scenario, is the diver the crew that mutinies? The one who gives them false hope? Or would it be the fish who come back to life and attacking the cyclops who was the diver. David Hasselhoff has to be Poseidon, if Odysseus and his crew were friends.

Is Dennis actually Odysseus?

Actually, fuck. Wait. No, the SpongeBob movie is a mirror of the Odyssey. Instead of the message of becoming more ruthless and getting rid of humanity when needed, the movie instead focuses on embracing your inner child.

The progress of events in SpongeBob go as follows:

-the leaving from Ithaca and the events of the illiad (the events with Mr Krabs being framed and imprisoned as SpongeBob leaves to get the crown. The Thug Tug acts as the Trojan horse and sacking of troy, the twins acting as the infant that is sacrificed for the purpose of furthering of the journey of heroes)

-lotus eaters (the fake ice cream lady, tricking them and trying to give them food that would put them in harms way)

-the cyclops (the diver and his sheep are the gift shop sea creatures)

-poseidon (Dennis is Poseidon. Constantly trying to fuck with the quest.)

-circe and hermes (Mindy and the bag of winds she gives the two boys. Gives the boys mustaches as disguises to protect them (like circe with her nymphs) Must I say more? Mindy also acts as the seer considering how short the movie has to be)

-the underworld (the area of monsters they have to travel through, acting as an area of reflection and coming to terms with things)

-scylla (plankton, using his charm and mind control to trick people under their control to enact their evil plans)

-zeus (this could go two ways. Either Neptune or Dennis honestly, but heavily leaning Neptune. Uses lightning to smite them down, also makes them choose their punishment for what fate follows them)

-the journey back to Ithaca and slaying of the suitors (returning to bikini bottom to free all of them from their buckets and take back control of being the manager of the new krusty krab)

This doesn't make ANY sense in places lmao but it's too funny not to think about. There are probably ways it could be organized to make it make more sense and assigning different things to new people and places but I'm too tired lol.

I was just watching the movie and found a bunch of new connections since I've been obsessed as hell with Epic recently. Anywho, that's my thing. Let me know if y'all agree or have any better ideas please haha.

Mwah love you all.