REAL

lemme just go get some tissues to mop up the pool of snot and tears coming out of my eyes and nose

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

are you okay

If iwasnt dizzy rightnow, id run away n join the circus

never lonely at the circus

My body my choice

My body my choice

My body my choice

My body my choice

My body my choice

My body my choice!

love that will has the handwriting of a doctor

demigod handwriting!!

ive reached the peqk of boredom

i tried

fine >:[

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

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you have a fatal case of “obsessed with your s/o”. sorry to say, but there is also no cure.

A clear blue sky reminds me of Lance. The ocean reminds me of Lance. A random dog reminds me of Lance.

Why is everything reminding me of Lance???

-Keith

canada dry (the drink) tastes sparkly. its not like the actual texture i guess of the drink, it tastes like flavored glitter water. basing off of this, cranberry juice and sparkling water (like la croy) tastes like it doesnt wanna be wet

im tied with all of them i cant fuckin coose

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

xjoose

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke