STOPPPPPP

i hc that he cant cook, or do laundry but not cause he cant, he doesnt know how to with ovens/washers and dryers. this man learned how to do it with a campfire and a river. he does not know how a oven and stove works. he scrubbed clothes in a running river, do you think this man knows how the hell to use a washing machine? he roasted an apple on a stick over a fire, but he cant figure out how to work a toaster to make toast properly and almost burns the damn house down. bruce has made so many clothes get discolored or shrinked or damaged or damaged or ALL THREE that he has been banned from even getting laundry from the laundry room. he has gone through so many toasters that he needs supervision to get a glass of water cause he somehow set the smoke alarm off from getting a glass of water.

I hate when people make out Bruce in their posts and fanfics as needing Alfred for anything.

"Bruce cannot cook because he always had Alfred."

"Bruce has never do his own laundry because he always had Alfred."

"Bruce never cleaned anything because he has Alfred."

Oh my goddesses, shut the fuck up. Can y'all stop treating Bruce like he is some random rich white guy and not Bruce??? HE RAN AWAY TO GO TRAIN AROUND THE WORLD. Do you really think the multiple masters he had would have cooked for him and do his laundry??? He probably was left alone with nothing but the clothes on his back to test his survival skills. He knows how to cook in the middle of nowhere, he wouldn't be alive if he didn't.

And even if we forget all of that, he was raised by Alfred Pennyworth. Y'all really think Alfred babied Bruce? He was his guardian, not just his butler. A normal rich kid with LIVING parents and a butler probably wouldn't know how to clean after themself, but Bruce? Bruce who got in so many fights as a kid? Bruce who was full of anger and pain? You think Alfred never made him clean the whole east ballroom because he didn't like the tone Bruce used to talk to him? I don't think so. I don't think the butler that has to take care of a whole ass manor hasn't made his rebellious ward clean some of it as punishment. Bruce probably has done chores in the manor way more often than Dick or any of his kids, because they are disciplined by Bruce, their father, not Alfred.

And that's not even talking about all the time in the comics where Bruce doesn't have Alfred, because he is on mission, or kept away, or Alfred left, and he takes care of himself. It happens in Knightfall, it happens in Gotham Knights, and neither of these time do Bruce get another employee, he takes care of himself on his own. ALFRED IS DEAD IN CANON SINCE 2019, Bruce takes care of himself. Also, he canonically has ocd and is known for being controlling, this man 100% needs his stuff cleaned in a certain way.

Unless it's something like "he can cook but he can fucked up because...", I don't wanna hear it. He doesn't need to be a Michelin chef, but he knows how to made basic food. He knows how to clean after himself. The reason he doesn't help more is because Alfred can be as controlling as Bruce about how things need to be.

And I'm sure some comics go against what I said here, but these are wrong and I will physically fight the writers.

your face is a skill issue

(IM SORRY THAT WAS RUDE)

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

YES GIMME THE ELECTRIC GREMLIN 👹

I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.

Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.

Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.

Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.

Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.

Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)

It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.

Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.

ricky when i catch you ricky when i-

Idk if anyone gives a fuck but canonically Annabeth and Percy were in Tartarus for 18 DAYS and also that’s where Annabeth spent her 17th birthday

YOU’RE WELCOME

I JUST GOT ENGAGED!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?

i did it guys, i proposed!! :D

im tied with all of them i cant fuckin coose

I'd have to pick the titan's curse just for the whole hoover dam joke

annoyed/grumpy most of the time is what salty means. it could also mean your flesh is salty, cause it is, i’ve licked several people, including myself

Lance called me salty after I lost a Monopoly game… What does salty mean??

-Keith

Btw Israel let Palestinians celebrate not one (1) holiday in peace. They didn’t grant Christian Palestinians access to Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, they actively attacked families who were already starving at Iftar during Ramadan, and now there are several reports of families being killed on Eid al-Fitr—a sacred multi-day holiday practiced by lots of Arabs. It breaks my heart imagining the Palestinian families in Gaza right now, most of whom are spending Eid mourning loved ones who were taken by Israeli strikes. Most of us will never understand the sheer magnitude of that pain.

*peeks head through the shadows* can i have some?

-alex, child of persephone and one of the best fighters/strategists (besides the athena cabin) at camp

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

what the actual fuck

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.