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YES GIMME THE ELECTRIC GREMLIN 👹

I know a lot of people picture Thalia Grace as tall because she’s the daughter of Zeus, but her being short is far too much funnier to me.

Give me Thalia being a tiny, electric ball of rage.

Give me Thalia wearing 4 inch platform boots… just to be 5’5.

Give me Thalia doing a quadruple take at how big Annabeth had gotten after she came out of the tree.

Give me Percy using her head as an armrest one day, and getting zapped all the way across camp.

Give me Thalia being a whole foot shorter than her little brother Jason. (He wouldn’t say anything about it, he’s a sweetheart)

It’s in my head now, and I’m spreading it as much as I can.

Tagging @florenceisstrange, @starlightshadowsworld, and @ishouldsleepbut, I want to hear your thoughts on this.

i would be doing the macarena with percy

zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

yes. i would do both of these things.

“Traveling with a Cyclops,” Luke chided. “Talk about dishonoring Thalia’s memory! I’m surprised at you, Annabeth. You of all people-”

“Stop it!” she shouted.

I didn’t know what Luke was talking about, but Annabeth buried her head in her hands like she was about to cry.

“Leave her alone,” I said.

Annabeth is a lot better than me because if my older brother told me he literally poisoned the only connection to my dead sister and then accused me of being the one in the wrong, I'm pushing him off his damn yacht. No hesitation.  

what type of fucking? 🤨

dumbass fucking emo

it says in ttc that santa claus got started by artemis’s chariot so it makes sense that he could be a god or be one of the gods (probably artemis)

“maybe in another universe we aren’t a trio serving cunt”

the other universe:

NUH UH YOU’RE AMAZING DONT YOU DARE THINK LIKE THAT I WILL BURY YOU WITH KOSMO IF YOU DONT THINK GOOD THINKS IG

I wish I felt better about myself. I wish I felt guiltier for the casualties in the war. I wish I could talk easier. I wish I could have been a better kid. I wish Allura wasn’t dead. I wish I wasn’t so dense. I wish I could just move on from the past without looking back. Why do I always look back?

-Keith

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thats not an answer mr d

-alex

Daddd I wanna sit with youuuu

I’m a bit busy but i guess you can.

The link is available on my pinned post

awesome.

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