Toad: Your Highness, We Seriously Need To Talk About Your Taste In Accessories.

Toadette: Toad, have you figured out what to do? Toad: Hold out and wait for the end. Toadette: That’s morbid! Toad: End -credits-. Nobody dies in a Mario game except the villain.

Peach: Who needs homeowner’s insurance when you’ve got magic?

(Author’s Note: Happy Monday! New Cleanup Crew today!)

“DEAR, RICH PRINCESS DAISY! HOW I LOVE HER (father’s money)!”

CONFOUND THOSE MARIO BROTHERS

I HATE MARIO, I HATE LUIGI, I HATE YOSHI

(Author’s Note: Taking time out from blogging as an webcomic artist to wax enthusiastic about CryZENx and his amazing work in Unreal Engine. If you want your nostalgia button broken, these’ll do the trick).

Luigi: So cooool.

Yes, drew to my friend for gift, Luigi!

Toad: Hazard! Spill Hazard!

(Author;s Note: Hat Tip for awesome nerd art).

A while back, I had the idea of Bleck’s crew being their own “Elite Four” (with Bleck as the champion) and decided to make the old-school sprites (based on the Gameboy Pokemon games) to match. Since then, I’ve decided to work through requests and my own whims to make a lot of other Paper Mario characters in this style. I’ve never really done pixel art, so it’s been a lot of fun and I’ve learned so much! But right now I’m going to rest on this series for now and move onto something else. Almost all of these fit within the size constraints of the original Pokemon sprites, but I wasn’t holding myself to the same standards on some of the earlier ones, so they might be a wee bit too wide or tall. Enjoy! dA link

If you want to use one of these as an icon, feel free! Just please credit me.

Bowser: I haven’t gotten my script yet, but man, do I have plans for my big appearance!

(Author’s note: Another lazy sketch of the King of Awesome). (Now less invisible).

So this weird guy was hanging around outside the studio and demanded he be given another audition after his last. The challenge: to emote with only eyebrows and mustache. (Author’s note: Brought on partially by an old @waluiginumberwahn request for fanart and partially by my serious need to practice Mr. Eggplant).

Toadette: "Doesn't anyone out there know what a dry brush is?"