“Being Raised By Cold Eyes Taught Me Not To Cry.”

my precious beloved au where the v3 survivors loop around to becoming toxic n obsessive dr fans <3

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there's something to be said about the choice to use "prince" as the main signifier of military rank for the andalites. because it kinda obscures the truth of the situation, doesn't it? a group of kids getting magic powers from an alien prince sounds whimsical and delightful. a group of kids getting pulled into a war by an alien colonel sounds tragic and horrible. the slow reveal of what "prince" actually means over the course of the early books is perhaps the most underrated twist of the entire series, because it fundamentally recontextualizes the entire premise of the series without the reader even consciously realizing it.

one Sad Boy comin up!

i need jason 'metalhead' todd to find out tim has a thing with kon (another alt bitch) and just. spiral

jason: you don't want to date alt men, don't date alt men, most of them are jobless alcoholics who sleep in their friend's basement. you know what alt men are good for? looking at, hanging out with and one night stands and even that is questionable. not long term relationships! alt men are horrible flings and even worse boyfriends dO NOT DATE AN ALT MAN. why do you think alt women never date alt men??? BECAUSE THEY KNOW

tim, barely listening: did you have a terrible alt boyfriend

jason: I AM THE TERRIBLE ALT BOYFRIEND

I will forever stand by the fact that these two should have been in freaky fusion. like come onnn

these are super old and my designs have changed since but ehhhh fuck it I'll update that laterrr

(much credit to @nottrye and @sockpansy again because of their continued feeding of my monster high autism. i still dont know what the fuck was inspired by them but im tagging them to be sure <3)

imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.

I’m starving for some good sea three fanfics (specifically on ao3 but tumblr works fine as well) does anyone have any recommendations

One of my favorite works is The Worst is Now The Victor (which has a new chapter you should totally check out!!!) if that helps any.

“When you are not fed love on a silver spoon you learn to lick it off knives.”

Kim Seungmin, son of Maleficent

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Donnie have you ever been on a sofa?

It’s like looking at that sofa sitting positions meme with the stock photos.