mm yes surprise surprise i have not yet perished
writing mandalorian fanfiction be like
if i misspell ‘Grogu’ as “gogy” one more fucking time i am going to go apeshit
me: ‘hey uh, we’re a writing blog- do you wanna maybe like?? i dunno write sumn??’
my brain: “i need to watch this man clean a rusted cleaver that he got from a flea market for $2 or i will die”
For a moment there, the Alarm Clock was completely silent. Now hold on, all I had to do was tell it it was my birthday? I should tell it New Years’ had come early - maybe it’d even leave me alone. - Gale Heathering
neville: i'm throwing a gender conceal party for myself
neville: i don't know what my gender is and neither do you
TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING
I'm tired of hearing people argue that pansexuals are biphobic or transphobic. I'm tired of hearing that bisexuals are panphobic. I'm tired of hearing that my sexuality exists only to erase another. Aren't you?
a special shoutout to this turtle who was absolutely vibing on my wheat crops the other day
bold of you to assume my charger works properly
Your bed is a wireless charger that takes about 7-10 hours to fully charge a specific type of human