quick “STOP THE COUNT” meme dump so I don’t lose these gems
sometimes I forget Tumblr exists and that I have a space in this void for me to scream in.
Anyway,
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28909794/chapters/71047512#workskin
‘what he would’ve wanted,’ has been updated! That’s right, I asked myself, “what should I give out to the world today” and my answer was “pain”
“No one?” Master Skywalker’s fragile hope was shattered, and the shards were there in his voice.
Yes Mister Skywalker, not even your holy Jedi-ness is exempt from the angst I have for you. Now open wide-
D13 or D38!
Tag yourself I’m D36
neville: i'm throwing a gender conceal party for myself
neville: i don't know what my gender is and neither do you
have
days
applause
Suddenly remembered this one dream I had when I was running a pretty bad fever.
Y’know that one Tom and Jerry episode where Tom dies and he goes to a train station in heaven? Yeah, I was there. And I was arguing with the train conductor. And I was going; “Let me in, you know who I am.” But then the train conductor. They tipped their hat at me and shook their head. “I’m sorry, my friend, but it’s not your time.” And then I woke up.
womb
fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong
losing my mind at how Mandalorian Grogu would be the shortest Mandalorian ever
like full grown Yoda was like what, barely waist high? You’re just chilling in the cantina when you hear a blaster click behind you, and you hear a monotone “I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold,” and you turn around just to see this small ass mf holding you at gun point
a haunting four part story
I have been fighting death ever since I was born and I’m not fucking dead yet so one can only assume that I’ve just kept winning