Incorrect Quotes Ft. Stan Twins

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

i too would leave important life decisions up to a magic 8-ball

It just occured to me that Stan technically canonically liked to draw, so here's my take of what Stanley's sketchbook would have looked like had he never gave up on art :]

Stanley first found this sketchbook left behind in a dumpster next to a library. The rings that once held the pages together were broken and warped, so he instead fashioned himself a jury rigged binder by weaveing one of his shoelaces through the holes in the side. In the end, it was essentially just a stack of barely held together paper, but he was still satisfied with it.

Pencils were easy enough to snag from the store since they fit so easily inside his pockets; but he had to settle for the shitty stubby pink erasers that barely did its job on the end of the pencils if he made any mistakes.

Stanley wasn't much of a poetic guy, and he didn't do the kind of art that had deep symbolism or meaning behind them. He was more the kind of artist that just drew what was in front of him, plain and simple. Had he been younger, he might have been able to fill in this cobbled together sketchbook in a matter of days, page after page filled to the brim with creatures and adventures of the wildest dreams.

Well, Stanley wasn't exactly a sprightly young child anymore with a boundless imagination to take inspiration from, but 10 years was a long time to be on the road and moving around, so there was plenty for him to draw.

(My primary goal was just to make these pages look as realistic as possible, but I did add in mini backstories in each of the pages' image description, if you feel like reading that :])

Party Preparations

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

It amuses me greatly that the most normal day at the lab probably looked like this...

Peace be upon you, my dears. I hope you will consider me. My Tumblr page was blocked a day ago and I don't know why. Now I have opened a new page because I need help for my family in Gaza and my sister wafaa who has a head 😢💔injury and needs to leave the Gaza Strip and receive treatment.

There is a video of Al Jazeera meeting with my sister Wafaa. Here it is when the bakery was bombed and she was buying bread for her children...😪🍉💔

Also this is our house it was completely destroyed...😢💔 located in the Amoudi area but we wish safety for my family who are now in Deir al-Balah after being displaced 8 times in one of the streets in a tent they need the basic daily necessities such as food and clean water I hope you stand by and donate even a little to save my family and the children and thank you my dear friends thank you for your generosity and support and your prayers for us....🥰

These are my brother's children before the war who are now homeless and need someone to help them survive. Gaza is a dangerous place in terms of living standards. They need the simplest things now, such as milk, diapers, food and medicine. I hope you can help me, even a little. Thank you for your support and generosity towards us....😍🇵🇸🍉

"Waa why aren't fandoms fun anymore" because you keep policing people's headcanons, make fun of cosplayers,make fun of selfshipers, make fun of beginner artists and just make fun of people for having fun 😐