NO

Changeover🔊

nostalgia

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

have you ever looked up the definition of a word you don’t know and it just gives you another word

like ????? I don’t know what gasconade means, do you really think I know wtf rodomontade means???

that is actually worse

A spider, but instead of hundreds of tiny eyes, it has one, big googly eye

YES I KNOW I’M AN  I D I O T

skater bois

bury me with a couple extra bones to mess with archaeologists

putting it in my will that i want a “poison swamp-themed funeral” and letting my surviving family sort out what the fuck that means

ISN’T THAT LIKE THE ZOMBIE DEER THING

Dozens of sheep spent 12 days in a row walking in a nearly perfect circle on a farm in China’s Inner Mongolia region.

fuck

Maybe Tinder isn’t full of weirdos or losers. Maybe it’s just showing us the reality that we aren’t compatible with like 95% of people.

BEAT HIS ASS WILL

oh he’s just like me fr

If I had a shapeshifting ability:

- I would give myself a dragon tattoo that moves around my body but mostly stays on the side of my arm. In public it would stay still and then when nobody was looking it would move just a little. When people looked at it again they would be super freaked out but wouldn’t ask anybody because they don’t want people to think they’re crazy.

- I would definitely change my eye color to something cool like purple or make them two different colors 

- I would definitely want wings. Probably like white feathered ones and I could swoop around next to an office building window when only ONE person is looking and they can be like: did you just see that guys 

- I would make myself look like a celebrity for a day just to see what it’s like 

- Give myself a metal arm like bucky barnes and edward elric and see how hard I could punch. and set off all metal detectors I go through lol

- Turn into someone dead and see how people react. If someone came up to me and asked if I were them I would act completely normal and ask them if they wanted a picture or something

- I would say I’m a celebrity impersonator agent so that if a person from a movie wanted a celebrity in a cameo role I tell them I found someone and then show up on the set looking like whoever they wanted. You want Morgan Freeman to be a witty taxi driver? I gotchu. That’ll be $20,000 please. (this one’s based on a quora response lol)

- I would turn into a pegasus and fly around at 2 in the morning maybe be the next nessie or something

- I would become a famous rockstar, then fake my death. I would let myself be sighted occasionally and let people speculate about if I died or not

- Become a mutant like in X-men and give myself any powers I wanted. What can I say, superpowers are sick.