The Best Dynamic For A Group Of Characters: Every Single One Of Them Is The Weirdest Person You Will

I just found out that I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS DEKU

i didn’t wanna cry today damn

HE’S SO PRETTY IT’S NOT FAIR

Ah

I mean, I know there’s a man-eating tornado coming, but couldn’t you wait until AFTER making my quad long shot venti caramel mocha frappuccino with 2 pumps of vanilla and two pumps of hazelnut with extra sugar? Jeez. Everything is such a hassle these days. Apocalypses, am I right?

YES I KNOW I’M AN  I D I O T

skater bois

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

LOOK AT THE SNOW LUMPS

oh no o

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

i get the most random urges to be productive like. it will be 12 am and i have to get up at 6 in the morning tmrw but no. i must suddenly clean my entire room.

July... I’m doomed

You’re sentenced to 10 years in prison and your lawyer is your birth month. Are they getting you out?

Ok just an edit… October is not Philza it’s Kisuke from bleach Philza just used him as his pfp😭