Momos-shedding-like-appa - DeceasedLampshade

I just found out that I HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS DEKU

Flying on clouds high

It observes the land below 

Imagining the unknown

Dreaming of the lands beyond

Hoping

To find a place to call home.

Soft fantasy bouquet commish

Elwin: What do we say when we're feeling depressed?

Keefe: This depression may be chronic but this ass is iconic

Elwin: Keefe no

Keefe: Keefe YES

Keefe: Are you saying my ass isn't iconic

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

yes please do

i should throw shannon a curveball by storming up to her in the signing line and accusing her of being my genetic mother

I mean, I know there’s a man-eating tornado coming, but couldn’t you wait until AFTER making my quad long shot venti caramel mocha frappuccino with 2 pumps of vanilla and two pumps of hazelnut with extra sugar? Jeez. Everything is such a hassle these days. Apocalypses, am I right?

she is cat???? maybe????