There Is Not A SINGLE Brain Cell In This Image

see this is what i ASPIRE to be

My favorite practical joke of all time: that one student who convinced an entire college that a Rhinocerus escaped from the zoo and drowned in the campus lake. This was achieved by:

A rhino-foot wastebasket, borrowed from a professor

The surreptitious application of footprints in the snow leading up to the banks of a frozen lake. A lake with a conspicuous, potentially rhinoceros-sized hole in the ice…

Just one of many shining moments in the career of infamous practical joker Hugh Troy

I. Want. The stereo one it’s so incredible cute oh my goodness

I don't need them

just a typical day murdering my brother yeaaa

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Me: Y’know, maybe I should actually be productive and study for finals.

Also me: *proceeds to watch anime for next three hours*

sir please

i need them

sir please that’s my emotional support group of mutuals who I never interact with but still care deeply about

PLEASE ushijima as a skater boy is KILLING ME

skater bois

nostalgia

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

LOOK AT THE SNOW LUMPS

waitwaitwait these are really good

Percy Jackson and the Olympians + Artbreeder

Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase

Grover Underwood Clarisse LaRue

Luke Castellan Thalia Grace

Bianca DiAngelo Nico DiAngelo

Charles Beckendorf Silena Beauregard

writing a letter to his mom