Put A Finger Down If You Had A Cat Named Cuddles But He Didn’t Like To Cuddle And Was Always Super

i like how there’s FOUR jokers and they all give off insanely different vibes

I was bored

“Huh? I’m definitely right-handed... Why’s Excalibur in my left hand?”

he’s so stupid

i love him

this is why no matter how batshit this hellsite gets i cant give it up. twitter, insta, snap—no other social media site can possibly bring the entire user base together like horse plinko, the color of the sky, girl: banned, asscrack john lennon, urfaveisunfuckable drama, did. every other ‘social’ media site is truly isolating. but here? we’re all swimming in the same swamp. it’s like we’re all sitting at the same lunch table and the minute we think it’s time to leave another food fight starts at the other end we that can’t possibly look away from. and it’s funny as fuck.

i am a liar and a fraud

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

HFWEOISDJCLXWFEHSDUJ

headcanon that shouto has to wear his glasses after he showers and it’s the cutest thing ever. they’re just classic black frames, y’know those circular harry potter ones – and they frame his two-toned eyes so, so prettily; bringing out how bright the blue one is in contrast to the muted, cool grey.

(he’s near-sighted and it’s all because he’d sneak out of bed at 3am when he was a kid to secretly watch reruns of all might’s documentaries without anyone knowing.)

anyways, shouto takes really good care of his glasses. sometimes he takes them off to polish the lens while he’s studying, but he ends up staring at a random spot in the horizon and zones out… he sits there polishing his glasses for a good 5 minutes before he catches himself.

does the thing where he reaches up his nose bridge to push his frames up his nose, but uses his middle finger out of habit, so it just looks like he’s flipping someone off (and this got bakugou very, very angry at first). also does the thing where he forgets he’s wearing contacts, and tries to push his frames up his nose anyway – nope, they’re not there, but he looks so very adorable when he’s confused. 

shouto lets you try on his glasses once, and nearly tells you to keep them. he simply thinks you’re cuter.

animals benefit the most from pretty privilege

Inspiration:

babes this is it

❝Talk about flashy entrances! That’s what I like to see!❞ — Uzui Tengen, Kimetsu no Yaiba: Yuukaku-hen EP.08

enter the tunnel and you will come out the other side with all kinds of hidden knowledge unknown by all mankind

they call it spongebob the musical because they sing song