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The Last Palpatine

an one-shot comic

Morning sex with Anakin be like: Do you want your eggs scrambled or fertilized?? Starting your day off with a creampie from Ani is a must in your relationship. Imagine lazy morning sex while you both are trying to get pregnant. You're bodies so exhausted from constant fucking like bunnies but Anakin insisting you still need to be filled up. And he won't stop until he sees those pretty pink lines on the pregnancy test -🤰anon

FHSKDJS SCRAMBLED OR FERTILIZED PLS 😭

But waking up with Anakin's arms wrapped around you, and his lips stuck in the junction of your neck and shoulder, fingers making their way in between your thighs, ghosting along the skin there and suddenly you're 🥴 hello good morning 🥴

And he'll mumble something in your ear like, " 'Morning angel... " and kiss your shoulder again. "How about we try again? "

And you just, "In the morning?"

"Yeah, in the morning," he say groggily and muddled against your skin. "I'll keep cumming inside of you until those pink lines appear on the pregnancy test."

And 👁👁 say lesssssss *debby ryan*

Padme “no concept of my own mortality” Amidala teaming up with Anakin “no impulse control” Skywalker to catch her own assassin. There’s no way this can go wrong

ask box anon here! I do have a twitter and a discord 👀

omfg please add my discord HAHAHA it’s melissyuh#1049 tysm i love u ask box anon 😭💕 i have a twitter too but i’m not active there anymore

okay i posted bye i didn’t think i’d ever post that shit-

i was watching clone wars and convulsing over how hot anakin is and i said “it’s not fair that they made a fucking animated character so hot. i’m pixelsexual” to my mom and she looked at me and said “no melissa, you’re anisexual” and i couldn’t stop laughing cause shes right

*Spoilers

Alright season 4 of stranger things was something else.. BUT let's talk about

THIS MAN

And nothing will change that

Anakin smiles. Not a smile like the Emperor’s. Or a crazed grin like Darth Maul’s. Not even a smirk like Anakin might have shown Ahsoka back in his Jedi days. But a real smile. The smile that only Padmé ever saw.

“There is no one I trust more with my child than you.”  — OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022)