finished deadpool and wolverine… thinking so many thoughts - mostly horny
they fucked up his lab partner 4 times
Fellas is it gay when you and your bro stare at each other's lips when trying to have a serious conversation during the literal apocalypse
Otto Soltau - The Centaur Playing With Her Child (1909)
It’s alright, it’s okay, it’s alright, it’s okay. You’re not a monster, just a human.
glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage
*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them
kiribaku
don't be a pussy, when you're gonna write f! reader, put female reader or f! reader and not just afab! reader, whoever is reading that shit might not wanna get bombarded with female prounouns.
Like and reblog if you can relate.
When I see a Female Reader story:
When I see a Male Reader story:
UGH SOMEBODY SEDATE ME