GOODMORNING POOLVERINE NATION!!!

i hope joseph quinn wakes up everyday with glowing skin, soft hair, and free coffee for the rest of his life

missionary so they can keep arguing

last set of artfights! -w- characters belong to @ttvck @saphirdevil

i am a nancy and eddie being besties truther!! i think they’re so violently polar opposite that there’s just no way they wouldn’t be like besties. also i want nancy to have a best friend so bad😭 like she deserves that!

adding hcs cause im a bit insane:

-robin and steve being baffled by the fact that they hang out despite also being opposites besties

-i just think nancy braiding eddie’s hair is real?? like they’re talking shit while nancy does his hair and its a bonding moment

-and yes they talk so much shit. nancy has insider dirt on the “popular crowd” from her brief time there and eddie just Hates Them and makes fun of them constantly

-both of them having to rethink their assumptions the more they get to know each other. eddie isn’t as uncaring and harsh as nancy thought, and nancy isn’t as stuck up and put together as eddie thought

-i think eddie just thinking nancy is cool should be real, like she tells him about the time she slammed her boss’ head in with a fire extinguisher and eddie is like 😧🍿

-nancy learning more (KEY WORD MORE bc i know for a FACT that the nancy that dressed up for a campaign knows at the very least the basics) about dnd from eddie and she creates a character for funsies

-that one audio thats like “just say when. okay wait serious- seriously? seriously? okay, this is impossible, im starting over” but its nancy just like 😏 and eddie like 😧

-they both gush abt their partners so bad they’re twirling their hair kicking their feet giggling in tandem about how in love they are

-one time nance and eddie were in family video after close, sitting on the counter and sippin sodas while robin and steve hauled heavy boxes around just enjoying the show. they’re both like “so are u guys gonna help or” and they’re both like “no❤️‍🔥” while watching them do heavywork all lovesick

-eddie starts bar fights and nancy finishes them

-idk why i envision them going to concerts together? robin doesn’t like the sensory environment and steve just can’t really get behind eddie’s favorite music but nancy actually likes it when she gives it an honest try and they absolutely carve through the pit to hit barricade (nancy’s stepping on feet and eddie is throwing ELBOWS) and when they get to barricade eddie’s clinging onto that shit for dear LIFE with nancy between his arms and they r LIVING‼️‼️‼️

-i think stobin and eddancy fake dating seven husbands of evelyn hugo style is real

-i feel like they talk about books together but they have very little overlap so its more explaining their fave books to each other all the time and it works

okay thats all for now but i rlly enjoy them

Biquette the Grindcore Punk Goat 🐐

here’s some harsh words for writers:

if you can’t be bothered to tag your fics right, don’t bother posting them at all. it’s not fun to scroll through one specific tag and find a million fics that just don’t belong there. it’s already hard enough to find male!reader content anywhere—you don’t have to take the small space that we do have away from us too by tagging fem!reader fics with male!reader, which you do just to get more reads. and it might end up giving you a few more readers, but the feedback will ultimately be bad. we’ve complained about this so fucking much already and i’m sick and tired of people having to practically beg for a space on this platform. it’s so fucking annoying. i understand that sometimes you accidentally click on the wrong tag or don’t read it correctly and that can happen and that’s fine, but at least check the tags before / after you’ve posted????

also, if you tag your fic as gn!reader, then i don’t wanna see any fucking gender specific pronouns or any indication of whether the reader is a male or female. take that shit out and keep it away from that piece of writing, it doesn’t fucking belong there. you know how many times i’ve started reading something that was tagged as gn!reader and then later on realized that the author has been referring to the reader with “she/her”? stop it. if you wanna write fem!reader then do that. if you wanna write gn!reader, then check if you haven’t accidentally used she/her or he/him somewhere before you post it. it’s not that fucking hard.

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link! long hair! big shirt!

Guys this is such a fucking reach, but I don't care. I wil forever stand by the fact that Eddie's name was taken from Eddie, as if from Iron Maiden. In the infamous scene at the beginning of episode 8, he was holding maidens recording, while yelling the "THIS IS MUSIC!" line.

So, like, 1985 and 1896 albums feature Eddie the 'Ead coming back from the dead, with 1986 album featuring songs:

"caught somewhere in time"

"stranger in a strange land"

"heaven can wait"

You see where I'm going with this.

if I got to the Sinyala, my first goal would be to get a cigarette