Monkeygirl125418 - Le Pirate Queen

Huh, glad I know now.

Saw this on Essence Magazine’s Snapchat and thought it would be helpful💕

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

Please Read!!!!

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

King D6 Themes

Just something I had in mind regarding the Die House song and how it might change for each different faces. ;D This also relates to an ask I am currently working on that’s taking a while to finish >__>;

Dice 2 (Rage Dice)

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Dice 3 (Sad Dice)

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Dice 4 (Happy Dice)

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Dice 5 (Papa Dice)

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Dice 6 (Chill Dice)

You mean #re-bonking?

I can’t stop thinking about it now, but nose nuzzling with siren boys? -oh wait they don’t have noses-

Hmmm… gentle and affectionate forehead bonking?

Gentle siren forehead bonks??? ON MY CHRISTIAN BLOG?????? How obscene!!!

Sans: Forehead touching? Nuzzling? He might actually hesitate a while. He may even pull away, once or twice, if you go in for one. Those kinds of casual and universal displays of affection were commonplace in his old pod, and the memories can sometimes be a bit much for him.

... He won't hesitate for long, though. He's affection starved. Be careful, though- giving him nuzzles really solidifies in his head that you're his forever mate. He's gonna start getting aggressive with anyone he thinks is a rival for your affection.

Red: As a shark, he's used to much more tough displays of any affection. Biting, scratching, roughhousing... so he'd actually be pretty flustered by a forehead bonk or a sweet nuzzle. It's just so soft? So unequivocally gentle? He sits there momentarily stunned, before needing to sink under the surface of the water for a little while to process what just happened. One of very few times you're going to see Red being the flustered one.

Skull: Going in to give siren Skull a forehead bonk is a dangerous game to play. He'll see you leaning in as 'wife is giving open invitation to kiss and nuzzle'. If you don't heed the warning of his eyelight getting huge and excited, as soon as you're within range, you're trapped until he's had his fill of affection. Which could be anywhere from a few minutes, to nearly an hour. With tentacles and dexterity like his, escape is not an option.

You've also now opened the pandora's box of unwittingly informing him that nuzzling is one of your ways of showing love. He wants to show love in ways you understand. Expect him to drag you in and smoosh his face into yours at any chance he gets. Doesn't matter what you're doing near his tank, you will be leaving with a wet face and messed up hair.

‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

📺 🚨 Emergency Broadcast 🚨 📺

+reminder to turn the prevent 3rd party sharing button ON not off as shown in last pic ;)

I’m reporting this to Mama Zoe

ML au: Little chat au Headcanons (With ANGST)

So I just heard about @nobodyfamousposts fics about if Marinette accidentally brought a doll to life with the power of creation. So I am gonna put some head canons)

-Marinette was initially horrified about what she had done, considering she just brought an inanimate object to life. But she slowly warms up to it.

-Little chat doesn’t need to eat, since he is simply a doll and has no need for food or air.

-Chat noir does get to meet the little guy eventually, he finds it adorable that Ladybug made a mini him. Joking if that makes him the papa. “He looks just like me”

-Marinette ends up finding him constantly trying to sneak into her bag to go to school with her. Which she tells him no. He still does it.

-One day Little chat does something to ruin one of Marinette’s projects, and Marinette yells at him. Making him feel horrible.

-Marinette realizes what she had done and quickly tries to apologize.

-Since it is alive it has emotions, and therefore can be akumatized. (Since Robustus proves that if it has feelings it can be akumatized)

-Little chat gets bummed out a while after, always being forced to stay at home to avoid trouble. It feels like Marinette doesn’t even care about him. it makes him sad.

-In the episode he gets akumatized, he needs to be destroyed in order to free him of the akuma.

-Ladybug being mega reluctant to do it. She doesn’t want to hurt him

-But she does it, and immediately casts Miraculous healing.

-Miraculous healing reverts Little chat back to his original state, as a lifeless toy.

-It breaks Ladybug’s heart.

-Chat noir comforting her telling her it isn’t her fault. That this wouldn’t have happened if Hawkmoth wasn’t involved.

-This makes Ladybug hella determined to BRING HAWKMOTH DOWN!

-Hawkmoth realizing he had done f***ed up

CHOCOLATE CREPES WITH PEANUT BUTTER MARSHMALLOW FILLING AND CARAMELIZED BANANAS

Did I meme right?