If No One Else Is Going To Bring This Over Here, Then I Will.

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

Think it over carefully. Your partner is important.

I love you so much.

woman back in like the 1800s or something: I want to be able to explore the world and pursue higher education. but because i am a woman, the world will not allow me to do such things. this is why i made the difficult decision to cut my hair, bind my breasts, and pretend to be a man— all so that i can truly live.

people with stale gumballs in their head instead of a brain: omg trans icon! he's so gender! trans people have always been here and accomplished so many things 🥰 don't point out that he was a woman experecing sex based oppression or you're literally if hitler and jkr fused together

Come eat lobster with a monster

chikorita bros we won

goodbye spring

Nikki for president