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Star Sanses Swap/Blue head canons.

• Swap does tie his bandana as a bow in the back, but only for battle so it stays out of the way.

• Swap definitely serves people tacos and burritos after he saves an Au from the Bad Sanses.

• He probably leaves random pieces of paper with riddles on them around the Star Sanses base to keep Dream and Ink entertained and happy,

• If you turn in the riddle and you get it correct, free taco/burrito of your choosing!

• Probably adopted the little Fanon Blueberry for awhile until he found out that he was a yandere, Swap is still trying to help him with his friendlyness lessons.

• Does get left behind by the Star Sanses every once in awhile, either at base because he was sleeping and Dream didn't want to disturb him or at an Au because Dream thought Ink brought him back to base already and was too emotionally drained to check if his assumptions were true.

• He knows he's considered weaker than the other two, but he doesn't mind since they're literal demi-gods to him, yet can still keep with them since he's the SANSATIONAL SWAP!

• He still loves puns and friendly pranks every once in awhile, but it has to at the right time, like when they're relaxing at home or there's no danger around and today is just a fun/calm day.

• He visits his Papyrus and Au a lot to keep everyone from missing his amazing self too much.

• He usually eats healthy food to stay in shape, tacos and other Mexican foods are treats.

• He usually has the most sense, but each of the Star Sanses have their own turns with their shared braincell (yes, including Ink, he needs to have it every once in awhile).

• Is trying to figure out how to give all the bad sanses friendliyness lessons.

• He isn't innocent, but he's a good person in general (even if he has a huge ego).

Dreamtale shower thoughts

You know it's bad when Dream calls you a bad person, right? But if he says that he hates you it's much worse, because in canon he literally cannot hate people from his soul, so he literally broke his own soul because of how horrible you are.

What if Nightmare got shoved in a tub of water, would he be able to be passive again for a short amount of time or would he just corrupt the water or would he melt in it, because if that was the case what if he fell into a river? He would probably struggle to even get out in one piece, he probably would never be whole again and just be like, "Where am I!?" On the surface or in waterfall, he's super tiny just trying to get back to the castle and trying to find the rest of him.

What if Nim actually tried to have a relationship with her sons? Would the corruption process go faster or slower? Nim hated mortals but she would never want either one of the brothers to eat the apples, would try to comfort Nightmare or would she belittle him for crying and not being strong enough to protect the tree?

What if Neil met Nightmare? Would he like Nightmare the same as Dream and take him under his wing or would Neil be rude like he was at first to Dream? Would Neil go willingly to meet Nightmare at Dream's request? Would they bond over the fact that the village hates the both of them and they love Dream (as a brother or son that you lost)?

gives u a banan

I'll trade you with a lazy Rainbow Factory speed paint?

Hello! I was wondering, how would Curd, Lime and Lemon look like babies? 👀 (bet they are the cutest)

Babies and little babies!!

Best adaptation of them I've seen so far.

Finally back on the utmv art grind(hopefully)!! #winners love winning LOLL

I drew a pony base.

what did dream see in his petrified state?

(any inconsistencies you see are probably intentional, idk im tired)

I'm not dumb, I'm just good and making mistakes and bad at learning from them.

I drew an insane old man.