well i’ll be damned
We’re in the endgame now.
Always.
@multiplefandomsfangirl
have you ever met someone that was sunshine in human form
Tony “who says yay when he finds a secret door” Stark
Tony “elevators not worthy” Stark
Tony “hopeful that all the avengers will stay for the party” Stark
Tony “getting really attached to the team” Stark
Tony “do I get to rule Asgard?” Stark
Tony “pretend flirting but totally meaning it with Rhodey” Stark
Tony “I’m not the boss, I just pay for everything, make everyone look cooler, etc which he totally does because he cares” Stark
Tony “bragging about how boss Pepper is” Stark
Tony “is making medical advances” Stark
Tony “calling himself old man” Stark
Tony “don’t take from my pile” Stark
Tony “willingly going to fix Clint’s tractor” Stark
Tony “caring for friends so much he’d build something to keep them safe” Stark
Tony “making jokes in horrible times to ease the tension” Stark
Tony “giving up JARVIS because he thinks that’ll save the world” Stark
Tony “has anxiety, PTSD, and he’s still in the game” Stark
Tony “telling Bruce to take a stand not to be rude but because Bruce doesn’t have to bow down to anybody” Stark
Tony “I’m not the same man as before” Stark
Tony “going from war profit to saving the world because he thinks it’s what he was destined to do, even though he’s just a civilian, no super powers, just because he damn wants to, he’s gotten so far and become such a better person but no one really sees that over his mistakes” Stark
Tony “isn’t the same man as before, because he’s so much better” Stark
Tony fucking Stark
“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
How about a
tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?
OM NOM NOM NOM.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
@just-bee-lieve i tried my best asldfkja
Drawn this thing a couple of days ago…Couldn’t finish it before for reasons…(It’s all okay btw. Issues were avoided more or less…)
So yeah…I want to believe Robbie is a genius. One with a terrible attitude too. Also stuck as not-payed-nurse with the good ol’ doc who treats him like a poor idiot…
Do not disturb the dead guy while he’s studying. He just wants to learn, dangit.
(QUICK GAME! READ THE MUG REAL FAST. :D )
Thank you guys for the 200 followers! To celebrate this, I will be holding an art raffle again! To participate you will have to reblog this post! I will count the reblog as an entry for the raffle!
The prizes will be:
1). A full body shaded
2). A half body shaded
3). An Icon shaded
For these prices, I will draw JSE Egos, Markiplier Egos and Sanders Sides! I will not do any furries or NSFW drawings!
You can enter until the 18th of January! Please keep in mind that making the prices will take some time for me afterwards :)
Thank you again for all the support, I love each and every single one of you!♥️♥️
Spectra 💜
Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.
24 years of age, libra, idc what probouns u use. Call me Bob Ross for all I care. Also I'm one of those thirsty bitches who run the ParchedLips blog.
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