"not Gonna Lie" "i Lied"

NEW EPIC ORIGINAL OC WITH A BACKSTORY I WANTED TO SHARE!! IT TOOK ME 1 MILLION HOURS!! this is all a joke btw- if anything is actually insulting that i accidentally inculded then please tell me- ill remove/change it!

name: Big'Fo0t gender: boy!!! duh!!!! sexuality: NO SECKS THATS INNAPROPRIA TE >:((( emo backjstory: as a twoleg cat hybrid, he was abandoned due to his catboy looks..and his super bbeg queen-of-all-humans mom who hated animals and treated him like one instead of a real guy (which is suuuper bad and evil like she was).

he was bullied by his sisters moms princess friend mean girl group into running away into the forest forever- soon finding thunderclan. turns out the ghost of firestar was looking for him due to a prophecy that involved him and new firestar (reincaranated) taking out the construction workers in the forest territory and then they all move back there- so he did that with his new power from all of the starclan cats whcih was very super original- walking in dreams.

he also got a cat girlboyfriend from another clan which was reincaranated spottedleaf named spottedleaf- and that made new firestar jelous. so they had a super cool battle with claws, epic fire and cool thunder-he soon killed new firestar and he died forever again so big'fo0t became b1g'st@r and married spottedleaf, they also had kits named deadkit, macchiatokit, oldkit, twolegkitkit and tigerstar3kit. the end the end this was surprisingly fun to write tbh XDD

epic quotes from epic people that would be on the back of a book: their ship name is bigspottedfootleaf -my friend when i showed her this lolol, 5/5 its a book so we like it -new york times, 5/5 how the FUCK did u get in my house -bigfoot, professional bigfoot, 0/5 5/5

um so heres a dumbass rant from me at 1am on 0 hours of sleep

nature is beautiful

but you see im not nature

my species rejected nature millions of years ago and now wants to go back to it like they havent destroyed so much of it our of their own greed and spite to be the gods they could never be?????

its so weak of us to be mindlessly controlled by whoevers out there pulling the ropes

we dont even know them or anybody thats not widely public because 90% of us are at the bottom- peasants to them just living off of useless numbers on a imaginary thing called a screen and green flimsy paper with more numbers just to determine our already short life

how the fuck did we evolve to be the 'greatest' anyways???

-we dont have any fur -we dont have any fangs, claws or fighting things -we cant climb, swim, run (yeah fuck that whole 'We EVolVed fOr StAminA' shit cuz i literally struggle to climb a hill or run on flat land for more then 2 full seconds) or do anything without time and effort of our lives -the things we hate the most is our own species???? -WE MISTAKE OUR OWN SPECIES DOING FOR 'STANDARDS'?? LIKE DUDE WE ARENT MONOGAMUS WHATS THE DEAL WITH WEDDINGS N CHEATING N SHIT -we are born so weak and have to be taken care of for MORE THEN 18 YEARS -we are so limited with our abilities other then 'oH cUz SMaRt HAhA' like our own ego couldnt get enough because we are obviously dumb -we are evolving backwards

aint gonna lie

society dont seem to exist to me

and if it does

WHERE TF IS IT AND WTF ARE THEY DOING???

wom

YALL NEED TO SEE A PEDETES RN THEY ARE LIKE JERBOAS BUT SO MUCH CUTER AND MORE RABBITY IDK HOW TO DISCRIBE THIS WEIRD AHH GOOB BUT I LOVE THEM SM *shoves the pedetes in your face x100* they also known as the springhare cuz kangaroo leg thingi >:D

theres also like no documentaries on them which should be a crime cuz i wanna listen all about them and see how they act T_T

'why u always a sad blob???'

me thinking about all the cool dinosaurs that have existed but we would never know cuz none of them got into the fossil processing or theyre just in such a random place that we would never expect to look

same goes for historic objects and towns n such but hey it isnt rlly our fault cuz we always think we are in the future and preserve like nothing for the actual future if there is one cuz we are ruining our own planet that we live on for no good reason and will do nothing about because the higher ups dont care to think about it and only care about their own humanity/humankind and dumb green paper with a dead persons face and number on it while we are just meer peasant civilians :')

*slides cake over with obvious crumbs on face*

ANYWAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY ACC!!! even tho im a week late SHH

fun fact!:

i was originally gonna draw my old main roblox avatar as my 'blog mascot' before deciding to go for a mini me/lil silly ole elk guy :3 heres some photos + OOOLLLD art of em (the art so old it moldy /j)

even tho he aint my main avatar anymore he still lives on in plenty of memories ive made with my friends and my toyhouse acc lolol

heyall its sorta a downer day today (species dysphoria,general depression,etc) xdd

dreamed about an old friend n thats about it

might not post tomorrow might do with a whole new mood who knows :P

i am going to a museum experience thingi tho based on evolution so im hopin thatll lift my mood echo be keepin me company <3

hello!! as a moderator of Skyven on Roblox: I'm truly happy to hear that you've been enjoying our game! as a fellow therian: it's nice to meet you!! I resonate with your content greatly. I'd also like to recommend Cenozoic Survival on Roblox to you; in this game, you can play as an elk with herds of other players, and roam a massive continent full of various biomes and gorgeous scenery. I think you'd like it a lot! I look forward to seeing your future posts, even if I don't actively use Tumblr outside of monitoring mentions of Skyven. you're a cool person!!

OMGOMGOMGOODNESS HIHIIHI TYSM!!!! i wanted to make a blog that was sorta relatable but also i just wanted to be myself!

also i just tried cenozoic survival and YESSSS THIS IS MY FRIGGIN DREAM GAME I LOVE IT SM IM ADDICTED!!!

have some skyven ss that i took >:D

BTW YALL READIN THIS: go check out skyven on roblox!! its an amazing borb game where you can either survive and raise chicks or just explore, chat or rp i highly reccomend it for therians, roblox players, etc!!

AAA FORGOT TO REBLOG THIS BUT LOOOK!!!! PRETTY!!

me omw to like every post

perhaps an elk bugling? (that famous thing where they tilt their head n scream lolol)

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I like how they make noises. big fan.

after 1 day of being over at a friends and gone off of tumblr this happened-

I GUESS UHH HAVE SPECIAL SOMETHING AKA RANDOM PHOTOS OF MY DOGS:

bonus photo of echo being caught in the act of stealing my greenbean while i was camping on the sofa