SPACE SILLIES!!!

UPDATE WE GOT EM YALL

HE THOUGHT HE WAS GETTIN A SECOND BATH AND DIDNT WANNA BE CAUGHT-

hi have wet dog cuz i bathed mine

ok bye

HE LOOKED LIKE A GRANNY OML I NEED TO FIND THIS PHOTO TO SHOW YALL LIL MALTESE GRANNY WHO KNOWS A THOUSAND STORIES

boutta group up with these randos while it spring and the cows give birth so ill be gone for a few days!!! /j (but yee ill actually be gone lolol- dw ill catch up if any requests or things happen!)

average tv/media lesbian couple (they love eachother very much + softie is the big spoon) /j

i like wemon they pretty teehee

ANYWAYS HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK GAYGALS!! :D

MEET MY LOCAL STRAY/LOST/OUTDOOR KITTY!! (we literally have no idea)

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TJEIR ACTUAL NAME IS (we call them stormi) OR GENDER IS BUT I FUGGIN LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY KEEP COMING BACK AAGAHGDAAAA (its prob cuz the wild catnip we have growin round and the attention we give em tho XDD)

I LOVE THEIR LITTLE FROSTY FEETS AND BLUE TRIANGLE THING AND BRIGHT EYES AND BROWN BELLY THEY AND THEIR SUBLE-STRIPED TAIL AAAAA I WANNA KEEP THEM FOREVER BUT WE HAVE DOGS AND I + MY MA HAVE NO EXPIRIENCE WITH A CAT AND LIKE..WHAT IF TJHERES AN ACTUAL OWNER T_T

my favorite little glitter pebble puma otty you litterally dont know how much i wanna katnap u ur so beautiful and kind and PURRED AND RUBBED AND MEOWED TO ME AAAA <3

*DUMPS THE MOST AMAZING PHOTOS ONTO U* (my lord cats are hard to photograph)

aint gonna lie tho i think my best theory would actually be outdoor cat as:

-we have many neighbors w/ cats -no major or minor(?) scars -no fleas, mites or bugthings (as ive seen so far) -very friendly to humans (walked straight up to me, rubbing, etc) -fine with loud noises (gravel stepping, airplanes, lawn mowers, my annoying ahh dogs) -looks pretty healthy (idk whta a healthy cat looks like irl but most seem to be pretty slim in photos and can be healthy)

have they given birth before btw??- or is that just a really big primordial pouch- (can u tell i have never interacted with a cat irl yet-)

also any tips on how to 'catch' a cat without loosing any of its trust? im afraid they might not return if i fail cuz i wanna chip check em xdd

awkward seal says congrats for finding this untagged post lolol

good job!!!! scroll on u worker bee :D

"mY bOdY, Hiz ChoIce!1!!" "wE nEeD tO Goe BaCk In ThE pAsT, EmbRAce TrSditIOn" "___ DonT DeSErVE RigHTs!11"

broski your litterally the reason we have THREE OUTTA THE FOURTEEN AMMENDMENTS TRYIN TO REMIND YALL UN-EVOLVED BOOGERBRAINS THAT WE ARE ALL EQUAL

HELP WHAT IS TEIRMAKER ON WHY ARENT THERE JUST THE REGULAR 9 SYMBOLS

best opinion i have

im still standing-Elton john <<<< any other song

i literally have fallen asleep to this one dang song like a million times istg it can solve world peace :')

Even predators can have predators- and can do much more harm.

my human body cannot do quads themselves- and it just makes me uncomfortable as a whole when i try, but this video is important to listen to; especially the last parts.

yes- people can sexualize you in shorts and fully clothed yes- there are people who have a fetish for bare feet and armpits yes- two is better then one, think of your trusted one as a sorta account manager or virtual bodyguard (mini yes- even wwe wrestlers have bodyguards, no need to say your tough and can 'fight them off'- trust me, adults know how to handle screaming kicking people of any age, height and weight.)

i would say your good within the whole 'location identify' thing as long as your in a big city or place with lots of individuals and away from where you actually live- ex: parks, businesses, EMPTY parking lots (cars have much more identity then you think), docks, even statues (remember the city bit though- i heavily would not do if its a town or smaller as theres much more chances of you being identified)

**every community has its creeps, and we cannot stop it no matter what- best is to just not bother with that corner of the party.**

Please watch!!

Therian safety, especially towards minors! ⚠️

Credits: birdydogs on tiktok

@theworstcreature MINE DONT EVEN HAVE DATES WHAT (ignore the crappy lighting its the same color dw XDD)