Someone Is Writing A Percy Gets Kidnapped By Peter Petty Ass Rat Man (bless You) And I Too Have Thought

i love thinking about hunter's staff as a disability aid ESPECIALLY because of the context it adds to hunting palismen it's . so funny. oh my goD hunter can't catch a single break in the enTIRE EP fuckin IMAGINE you're just. trying to do your evil job of being evil evilly in peace and then some random annoying 14-year-old anarchist shithead who shouldn't even BE there grabs your cane HURLS it INTO THE ABYSS crashes your ship KNOCKS YOU UNCONSCIOUS smacks you awake FINDS your cane STEALS your cane makes you CHASE HER THROUGH ALLEYS TO GET IT BACK makes FUN OF YOU for struggling without your cane briefly tries to MURDER you WITH your cane then after all of this she just gives it back to you cuz you're accidentally buddies and you're like "are you sure. cause like i'll take it i mean i still gotta do my evil job but you're REALLY gonna wish i was WAY more disabled in 10 minutes" lo and behold she should not have been sure. THEN you end up letting her go anyway and failing to do your job because you're having really weird feelings about the whole thing and also about how nice she is and also about how you feel kinda bad for being evil for some reason. this girl stole your disability aid and tried to murder you like 7 times.

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I don’t make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The thing that gets me is that I don't think Mary ever called John a good parent in front of Sam, just Dean. Dean sat there in silence, but Sam would walk away and make a PowerPoint presentation, complete with pictures he got Castiel to draw, about how and why John was an absolute crap father.

"Now, I am aware that there are some blanks in my childhood that only Dean can fill in because I was a kid, and he kept shit from me," Sam begins, "but I do remember how much money Dad would leave behind, and it WAS NOT ENOUGH to cover anything that Dean would get me in the weeks that Dad was gone. Extrapolate from that what you will until he speaks up. But here is section A subsection B on the John Winchester Was a Fucking Shit-Cunt of a Father--"

Castiel applauds from the back of the room. Dean is absolutely mortified. Mary gets progressively more murderous the further into the 99-slide PowerPoint they go. John trembles up in Heaven, sensing her wrath.

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

get yourself a boyfriend that will serve cunt with you

(idk why tf they’re posted up like that but I love it)

I attended a Dungeon Meshi themed dinner last weekend and wanted to share what was brought/devoured! Enjoy the comparison of what the dishes looked like irl vs the show

did anyone actually ever read those animorph books

how does it feel knowing that your thought process is the exact same as a cursed Mickey Mouse meme

"love is just a chemical reaction" hate to break it to you bud but you are just one messy gooey sack of chemicals and chemical processes, that is how physical reality works

that daughterhood feeling of wanting to blame your mother for how you turned out, wanting to be angry at her for how you’ve inherited her pain and her insecurities, but at the same time wanting to keep coming home to her, out of everyone else in the universe, because you know that if there’s anyone who might be anything like you–if there’s anyone who might even have a clue of what it’s like to be you–it could only be her. and no matter how many times you’ve hurt each other, no matter how difficult it might be to get her to truly see you, you still just want her to love you as you are, to tell you that this isn’t your fault, and to show you that she would keep letting you come home to her.