So I Heard Y'all Like Crossovers

ngl, the dimitrecu brothers being super excited to have an adopted human sister is,,,,👌👌💖💞💖💖💕

They're like a group of puppies, wagging their tails excitedly as their father brings you to the castle. They mistake your fear as being shy. They all just want to spend time with you, be it while you are sleeping, while you are running away from them, or while Lord Dimitrescu holds you in his lap as the boys gather around you while Lord D starts story time.

Unlike the Dimitrescu sisters who don't care whether their actions scare you, the brothers are very protective of you, so they are very cautious of what they say or do around you. It's only because Lord Dimitrescu has told them to watch themselves around you, after all, you're a human. You're weak, you're fragile, porcelain like.

So, that's why they are careful around you, not wanting to do anything that would trigger you off.

But that plan goes to shit the moment they sense you're in danger. One of them makes sure to take you back to the safety of the castle, while the other two are assigned to eliminate the threat.

If you get hurt while they are around, they would merely tell you to look away before they are pouncing upon whatever hurt you- doesn't matter if its a human, a lycan, or a twig. Then after they've calmed down, they'll take you back to the castle where Lord Dimitrescu treats your wounds, and like little puppies, they'd stay by your side, watching you with guilty ashamed eyes. Don't be surprised if you wake up in the middle of the night to them hovering over you- if you so much as yelp in surprise, they will again turn into guard dogs and the cycle repeats, only this time you will end up in a cuddle pile with them.

a Magical Girl and the justice league 1 (platonic)

Part 1 part 2 part 3

Tagged: @harpy-space @mxtokko @viviyene

I shall make a part 2 sometime for the other members is just cause this already took me long enough lol

Also I’ll probably make one but for the light

It’s about a month after your initial adoption by Bruce that he knocks at your door one day

After you welcome him in your now adoptive father pokes his head in, a once empty storage room now full of personality and life

It makes him smile, especially as you you breathed a new sense of life not only here but also across the manor

As it turns out Superman, has practically been begging Bruce to bring you to the next Justice league meeting

And while Bruce wasn’t demanding you to go, he asked if you’d join (only if you were comfortable with it though) in the next few days

Safe to say you didn’t hesitate to say yes

Like fuck yeah your going, your not missing the opportunity to meet Wonder Woman…oh and the other ones

(Across the world several hero’s felt a chill go down their spine yet didn’t know why)

Each day you get more excited, your practically buzzing with excitement throughout the day and into the night

It gets to the pint that everyone kinda notices especially since your usually kinda stoic in the sense you control your emotions

It truly makes you seem like your age for once, bustling with energy and having a bright smile that makes your cheeks hurt after awhile

When he does take you (the others tried to convince him to let them come along he denied them) your extremely ecstatic

Your hand is slipped into Bruce’s, magical girl outfit practically sparkling in contrast to his grim and dark uniform

Safe to say it’s a culture shock to the rest of the league when the doors open to reveal you and Bruce

Y’all have the complete opposite aesthetic of the entire Batfam

You sit down, scooting your chair to a more comfortable distance near Bruce who hides a smile at the sight

Though the entire league is talking about serious stuff it’s obvious what their actually paying attention to

Your lightly kicking your feet under the table, Rigel curled around your neck and furiously taking note about what everyone says (lol)

You even colour code the entire transcript of the meeting

When the entire meeting is over and things have been discussed, Bruce is like “oh yeah this is my new kid. Say hi y/n” “hi” “let’s get this over with”

And then you have several adults crowding you looking at you with awe

Clark aka superman is the first to introduce himself, he reminds you of a golden retriever with how bright his smile seems to shine

He’s friendly and gentle, a certain enthusiasm in his voice as he lightly hovers above you till you use your powers to do the same

Bruce is brewing in misery as you, him, Hal and Martian man Hunter form a hovering squad

As he talks to you he kinda sends some slightly passive aggressive jabs at Bruce

Kinda salty his best friend didn’t fucking tell him how he adopted again, and that he didn’t respond for the 15th time to bring the family to his farm

He’s really happy the Wayne household has someone who’s as calm and level minded as you

God knows the amount of times he’s lost sleep wondering how Alfred keeps that house afloat

Thinks your outfits really fun and adorable, especially finds it cool that you can magically change it at will

He has a soft spot for small animals (he secretly befriended a few possums when he was a kid) so he loves Rigel

You haven’t told him that Rigel is an inter-dimensional god yet and your not sure he’d believe you

Definitely tries to convince you to meet his son and visit much to the chagrin of Bruce

Listen, Bruce likes Clark but he can be a bit overbearing for his and most of his families nature

100% will offer you a slice of his apple pie that Lois packed for him

Half the league doubles takes cause he’s never done that before and the last time flash ate it he was brooding in the corner

No matter the situation if he sees you he’ll give a polite little wave and smile even if it’s during a battle

Like once he and Luther were going at it but then you casually strolled by, both stopped gave you a hello and then right back into their fight

His wallet has pictures of Jon, Connor and Kara, and he’ll spend an hour talking about them

For April fools you buy him green rock candy as a joke and he eats it in front of lex

That leads to Luthor having a fucking panic attack now thinking the ONE thing that could seemingly kill him was now basically nothing to him

He finds it really funny if you change your outfit to look like a mini him cause it makes everyone (but especially Bruce) poute

When you find out that the only thing that separates his identities is a pair of glasses you end up not believing it

Until green arrow chimes in and is like “yeah that’s it”

Your silently wondering if people in metropolis just know he’s superman but don’t acknowledge it

Your betting on it with Flash and Aquaman

As a joke you begin calling him overpowered and a “Gary stu”. He’s so confused but doesn’t say anything

You sometimes go to him for writing tips for essays since he’s a reporter

And he absolutely helps you get an A without any effort

Lois and the rest of the family really want to meet you and he makes his fact very apparent

When your class trip went to metropolis he definitely does a fly by for fun

It makes you smile at how he makes the class erupt with cheers

Is definitely concerned for your safety but also your mental health because of the amount of stress you have over being the only one able to kill the “shadowmites”

He’s definitely glad Bruce has taken you under his wing and your basically safe wherever you go since you have some inate ability to befriend literally everyone by accident

He doesn’t really like you being friends with certain villains but as long as their not hurting you then he’s not complaining

Wonder Woman aka Diana Aka your favourite definitely catches on that she’s the favourite

And not to brag, she’s totally lowkey happy about it lol

She’s been your favourite hero since you were a kid since she was one of the only female ones

She reminded you of the magical girl cartoons you’d watch for your only bit of joy in the day

Thus you have a lot of respect for her

She finds it really cute that you look up to her so much

Especially since your such an amazing young mind with a kind heart

She doesn’t need her lasso to get that your telling the truth when you talk about basically abandoning your life to save others

100% tells you about themyscira and the Amazon’s whom she calls sisters

Definitely like everyone else finds your outfits really cute especially when she’s surprised by something new each time

Like the others she’s silently worried for your mental health but is at least happy you now have Bruce and his kids to help you as best they can

Maybe started a bet about what other villains you’ll end up befriending

Her bets are on Klarion since she has a feeling you’ll work whatever magic you did on Damien who’s similar in the fact that he’s a chaotic ball of anger

While meeting her you kinda inched your chair closer to her, she noticed and thought it was sweet

Bruce definitely pulls her aside as your talking to the others and explains that yeah “your the favourite” which makes her laugh at his kinda sour expression

At some point she places her tiara on you and takes a photo cause your super happy

She might be testing the idea of maybe taking you back home for a weekend cause she knows everyone would be really happy to meet you

Since she’s kinda immortal you go to her sometimes for history projects

She’s always happy to help especially since she really enjoys talking of all the change she’s seen over the years

It kinda makes her feel fuzzy that someone is interested since she kinda assumes most people find history boring

Definitely lightly teases you about using her as a source for your project lol

One day you show up with your magical girl outfit somewhat resembling hers and she’s gonna treat you like your her mini me for the day

And all Bruce can do is watch with the expression of “this is my life now. My kid is getting adopted by others now as well”

He is content though with how happy you are and how you don’t seem to ever not be able to bring a smile to others as well

She’s kinda iffy on you being friends with villains but after seeing them full on pause as you pass by she’s a little better with dealing with it

But she does worry that you might be influenced by their behaviour

Also she 100% can tell Rigel isn’t a normal Ferret and is the only one of the league to actually believe you

She’s not sure where he’s from but she trusts the white fur ball enough we’re she knows they’ll protect you

Flash/Barry Allen is sliding near you at the justice league table and leaving little post it notes with doodles and making funny face when no one’s looking

What can he say?, he’s good with kids and your not an exception to that either

He’s kinda like a fun uncle

The one who’ll pick you up and place you on his shoulders before running around base

Out the then all he’s kinda the most laid back of the bunch

Sure he can still get serious when the time calls for it but on the other hand he’s a chill guy

He’s also the most in touch with stuff than the others so when you reference something he’s like “I get it!”

While the others stare at him in confusion as you high-five him

Sometimes you like asking hims questions about his powers and y’all try to test it out

Bruce has had to stop him many times and put him in the figurative time out corner

He finds it fucking hilarious when he once walked In on your practicing and you had a giant battle axe as your magical girl weapon

Gives you several nicknames like “sailor moon” or “madoka”

Y’all definitely watch anime on your phone when no one’s watching

He likes messing up your hair only to see it go back into being perfect about a second later

Kinda is now tempted to go to the future and see what you do later on in your life

So he can then tease you about while your looking at him confused

You like to joke that he does shit too fast and he jokes back that your just two slow

By god Bruce is gonna kill him if he begs one more time for permission to gift you knockoff merch of your persona for the 50th time this week-

Pranks…just gonna say be careful cause he’s already on thin ice after the last time he pulled one

He likes telling you stories about his nephew and how proud of him he is

He finds your outfit pretty neat especially since you can change it by will whenever you want

Please be warned though that having anything yellow and red themed may be a bit iffy for him

Bruce probably warns about that beforehand along with not bringing up Barry’s mom

Probably finds it funny that your hanging out with villains n shit

Like especially since your kinda bow just like a neutral ground/entity

Finds it hilarious the juxtaposition of your aesthetic and personality vs big bad Bruce

Rigel is his lil buddy and likes curling up on his shoulder

Kinda gets cosmic vibes from the ferret though

Imagine being a Faerie and Adopted By Jake Sully

Pairing: Sully Family x Reader (Platonic)

Summary: After a ride on his pa'li, Jake finds a peculiar looking infant in the forests of pandora and decides to take in another "Sully"

Warnings: Some Metamorphosis on Readers part.

A/N: *Divider belongs to @firefly-graphics. might do a yandere version of this when I have the time, I hope you all enjoy :)

Masterlist

Riding on his pa'li, Jake Sully had found your infant form resting beneath a blanket of vines and thorns.

He was shocked to say the least, Because why did you have Horns? Jake debated on leaving you there in case you already had a mother.

But the more he stared into your amber eyes, A part of him wanted to just snatch you from the tangled flora and take you in as his own.

And that's exactly what he did, He returned to Hometree with you in his arms.

Upon your arrival the clan had all gathered around you two, Whispers and gasps among them.

At first Neytiri was Stubborn and disliked the idea of welcoming an outsider, infant or no. Especially when you weren't even the same species. She suspected you for awhile.

But as time went on she began to warm up to you, holding you and even putting you to sleep.

With her acceptance she encouraged Neteyam, Lo'ak, and Kiri to accept you too. Though it wasn't much of a problem as they got along with you quickly.

Weirdly when you started maturing, your back would constantly ache and you started sprouting Feathers from your shoulder blades while your horns increased in size.

Jake had you examined by the scientists there, And he was informed that this metamorphosis was a natural occurrence for your biology.

Overtime your wings grew larger in size and width, And soon you were soaring through the air in no time.

You taught yourself how to fly by mimicking mountain banshees and their wing patterns.

With these wings made you almost untouchable when wrestling with the others. Anytime Spider tried to catch you, You would immediately take to the air.

And when Lo'ak would try to tackle you, he would be sent back by the force of your wing.

If things couldn't get weirder you developed abilities. You could manipulate minor elements through your surroundings. And anytime you started using this ability golden light shimmered in your palms.

You usually used it to heal broken branches and in medicine with grandma mo'at, but you could never use too much of it, The consequences deadly they said. In truth they just didn't want you to draw attention.

These abilities started spiraling out of control after Tuktirys birth and didn't end there.

Anytime you felt Angry, Sad, Or Any heightened emotion the environment around began to change.

One time when you were in an argument with Lo'ak, You almost fractured his forearm when you sent him flying with a current of golden mist.

Because of this incident you were Forbidden to use any of your power at all, Not even a drop of it.

It was even proclaimed as dangerous, You were obviously upset about this, And didn't speak to your parents for a week

They were hurt by your silence but they knew they did what was best in their minds

Although Jake and Neytiri discouraged the idea of using your abilities, Mo'at encouraged you to embrace it.

You would create flowers and make undiscovered plant life bloom.

As days went by you became more of a mystery than before, but to them, Your Family, And you were a Sully & Sully's stick together.

Hello!

I wanted to request a yan! platonic batfamily with a reader who gets ignored in their real family so they usually spend their time causing trouble around Gotham.

Well… as it was not specified whether it was one shot or headcanon. I'll do a headcanon (sorry if it wasn't what you wanted).

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Bruce and Alfred are too used to the idea of neglectful fathers. Jason, Tim and Steph's father ring a bell?

So, if you cause minor problems like shoplifting, speeding down the track, getting in trouble during a protest or some minor charge, I really feel they would let you get away with some of it the first few times.

You're not an immediate risk like the Joker or Deathshot. you're just a minor criminal. But if it's the 15th time you've been taken to the police station, and the 15th time your parents have stood you up there… let's just say you catch their interest.

Even more so if they see that even the precinct officers themselves treat you so casually. They call you by nicknames, give you little scoldings, help you with your injuries and keep you in a cell away from the other criminals; real Gotham criminals.

Hell, you even had a nice poster of your favourite band in your cell!

I can tell you for a fact that Jason almost broke his helmet mouthpiece when he saw how one of the detectives brought you a little minicake from the vending machine to sing you a birthday song along with the staff on duty. But only to get yelled at and threatened by your parents when you were taken out a few hours later.

How could they do that?

Damian would even rethink his new teachings when he saw how the other criminals in town were better at guiding you than your own parents. What kind of parent leaves their own offspring in the middle of winter with nothing but slippers? No wonder you had to steal some coats and proper shoes. Not to mention stealing some hats and blankets for the homeless people who gave you shelter that night.

You where their blood, why?

Dick would definitely stop you from doing anything if he could, they left you without food or anything to buy? he'd sure give you his cereal bars and some snacks he carries with him so you wouldn't have to steal the junk from any shops.

You were so young!

Tim was surprised to discover that the police records of all the precincts had more photos of you and better medical records than the hospital where you were born. You had almost no medical records. But there wasn't much CPS could do for you either. It was either those horrid creatures for parents, or an overcrowded foster home that would send you to the first bad-ass correctional facility.

They treath you like a plastic bag... how?

Bruce was furious. And he thought he was a bad father… well, you had your terrible mistakes, but he never thought he'd do that to any of his kids. How could they do that to you?

How they dare?

Then it just happened.

Another arrest, but instead of listening to your parents' screams and insults, Bruce Wayne comes in and asks them to get you out of there.

It all happens so fast… or it's all SO bizarre that you just let a stranger drive you away in one of his many expensive cars. He takes you to a mansion, puts you in a room, the only butler almost feeds you in your mouth and a group of 4 boys come in to hug and cuddle you.

You don't react at all. why do you suddenly get so much love all at once? you don't move. you basically live in vegetable form for a few days until you want to walk out the door and you find that you can't. you don't move.

You try again, but nothing.

And when you want to ask how to get out of there, everyone treats you like a fool and tries to distract you with other activities.

Basically they treat you like a stray cat that has to be locked in the house to become a house cat. And they don't plan to let you go until you fulfil that role.

Why go out on the street and live in misery if you can be happy and warm with them?

𝓐𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓻: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝔂 𝓞𝓯 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

𝓡𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓹𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷/𝓡𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻

Keys

🦢=Fluff

☆= Platonic

⚰ = Angst or any dark themes

♡= Smut

𝓞𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓪𝔂𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓷

𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓑𝓲𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝔂 (N.S.) 🦢,  ☆ 

𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓼 𝓢𝓽𝓲𝓬𝓴 𝓣𝓸𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻   ⚰,  🦢

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼 (L.S.)  ⚰, 🦢

𝓝𝓸𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓪𝓶𝓮 “𝓢𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓮𝓼”,  ​𝓘𝓷 𝓜𝔂  𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼 (N.S.)  ⚰,  🦢

𝓜𝓮𝓽𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓪 𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓷

𝓣𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓟𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓼 (A)  ⚰,  🦢

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓤𝓼  (T,R)  🦢 

𝓑𝓪𝓫𝔂 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓮   ⚰,  ☆,  🦢

𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 (A) 🦢

𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓗𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓪𝔂 (T)  🦢

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓪𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓛𝓸'𝓪𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓣𝓼𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂𝓪 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓚𝓲𝓻𝓲 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷 ☆, 🦢

𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖗'𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝕽𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑𝖊  ⚰

𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓪𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓘  🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓱 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪  𝓟𝓽 𝓘𝓘  ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓣𝓪𝓶𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱: 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓪𝓶, 𝓛𝓸'𝓪𝓴, 𝓐𝓸'𝓷𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝔁𝓸.  🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷 𝓐𝓽𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓫𝔂 𝓜𝓮𝓽𝓴𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓪 ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓚𝓻𝔂𝓹𝓽𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓐𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓲   ⚰, ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭 𝓾𝓹 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝓐𝔀𝓪'𝓪𝓽𝓵𝓾  ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓲𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓼  ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓮𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓯𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓼 ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓗𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓣𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓲  ⚰,☆, 🦢

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮'𝓼 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱: 𝓝𝓮𝓽𝓮𝔂𝓪𝓶, 𝓛𝓸'𝓪𝓴, 𝓐𝓸'𝓷𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓡𝓸𝓽𝔁𝓸.  🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓶𝓾𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂𝓼 ☆, 🦢

𝓑𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓣𝓸𝓰𝓻𝓾𝓽𝓪 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓷 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓻𝓪 𝓹𝓵𝓾𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔂𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓲  🦢

Shitpost pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt7

𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵

𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓖𝓲𝓻𝓵, 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼, 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮?,  𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓢𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓼 , 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝔂 𝔀𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓼 ,𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮? ,𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱,𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮 𝓞𝓴𝓪𝔂 , 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓚𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓤𝓼 𝓐𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽, 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓛𝓲𝓯𝓮 (N.S.) 🦢,  ⚰

𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕬𝖘𝖍 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙  ⚰,  🦢

𝕬 𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊, 𝕿𝖜𝖔 𝕭𝖎𝖒𝖇𝖔𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕬 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙  ⚰,  🦢

Yautja (predator) with a fem! S/O like Mileena

I thought I would start with a predator first just as a warm up because I haven’t really been writing for the past few weeks to probably since my birthday — if you guys like this please do tell me! I will make another with the slashers! :)) like I said in the HC idea post she will basically be mileena, the abilities and appearance will all be the same

Trigger warning: cannibalism, blood, talk of nudity (??)

Disclaimer: I do not own or claim to own Mileena, Mortal Kombat, Yautja (Predator) or alien vs predator. This is simply a fan writing for entertainment purposes only!

A refresher on what she looks like:

I feel like Tarkatan and Yautja would Co-exist on the same ships if not — they know of each other and are “friends” if you could even say that. Those two are kinda like oversized cats. One day they’re perfectly fine with each other and get along — the next day they can be at each other’s throats and wanna kill each other. But not you and your mate. Sure you two “fight” or have disagreements but you’re a mix of Tarkatan and Edenian which kinda changes you from the rest of both races, but not fully you give off more Tarkatan traits than Edenian … it’s not everyday you see a Yautja-Tarkatan relationship, you still see it but it’s not really talked about especially In Tarkata

You love to spar with your mate — with the obvious power and ability difference between the two of you it’s a challenge he likes. You also tell him you won’t hold back on him just because you two are partners, you give him your all with your strength, speed and hits. He actually wants you to train with the other Yautja on the ship mainly the younger ones. His reasoning behind it is because he wanted them to be well prepared for fights against other species and since they don’t really get along with their main enemy (we don’t say their name in this household) the next options they have are Tarkatan whom they actually get along with. You both like to train with the younger ones whenever you aren’t busy — you mostly because you like the cubs there and he’s usually on hunts (gotdamn this was long 🕴🏽)

Eating with you two is an experience especially you y/n … you’re the messier one 😐😐😐. You either eat people, other Tarkatan or whatever your Mate brings to you to eat and that can vary from what he feels like hunting or if he even decides to hunt food that day. I feel like Yautja can go weeks without eating but you have to eat at least a few times a day or you feel like you’re gonna starve and die, your mate makes sure to bring you meat he’s hunted even if he doesn’t want to eat

You have a tendency to start fights with other Yautja which worries your partner, see there are different “ranks” I guess you can call it of power with Yautja and you really can’t tell the difference since you aren’t on the ship 24/7 but he grew up here so he can tell just by looking at them. With Tarkatans it’s different, there really aren’t Ranks it’s kinda like fuck with the leader it’s an on sight death, they can give less of a fuck who you are unless you’re the leader

He likes to give you some clothing he’s made, with his species nudity isn’t sexualised unless you’re having sex (which is surprisingly rare for you two) that’s the only time it’s really sexualised other than that it’s pretty normal to have little gear/clothes. If you’re the type who wants to cover those parts of you he wouldn’t mind, he just needs your preferences and sizing and he’ll make you whatever!

With your serious side you have a very playful side to you (mate included), whenever you aren’t busy or you have done your objectives for the week you guys like to play fight they way you know how to (which can get violent and bloody 😀), like I said in the beginning your different species are like cats — cats are rough when playing. Long story short y’all are oversized cats who can walk on two feet

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✨Bonus✨ (because why not)

Activities you two like doing together?

Sparing. Your mate wants to get stronger and faster — so do you, so I’d say sparing is a good bonding time for the both of you

What does your mate like about you?

He likes your fearlessness and unique beauty. Your fearlessness got you very far in life and your beauty is something he’s never witnessed before, you are both beauty and beast (plz tell me y’all remember that from MK9)

Your mates favourite thing to eat with you?

Anything that isn’t human. I have a HC that he feels bad seeing a hurt/dead human so he won’t eat them. Will he watch you gnaw on a human bone/skull? Yes

Gifts your mate has given you?

So before you started dating he’d give you the traditional gift of bones (mostly skulls) of the things he’s killed. He wanted to show you that he was strong and capable of killing things to protect you and your future young. It took you two months to finally accept the gifts

Does he want to have kids, if so how many does he want?

1000x yes he wants kids! And I feel like he will have as many as you’re comfortable with. If that’s one or two that’s okay! You are gonna be the one holding his children so he wants to make sure you are as comfortable as possible

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I hope you guys enjoyed! <3 again please tell me if you’d like to see me write this for some slashers as well! This was actually really fun to write (even though it took me more than an hour 😅) I’m genuinely so proud of myself for writing a full HC post and not giving up half way through — Nova

Severus Snape x sarcastic student reader (platonic) headcannons? Thanks

Platonic Severus snape x sarcastic student reader

The second you opened your mouth in your first year he knew you were going to be the reason he retire

"Maybe if you paid attention you wouldn’t have you and potter set the potion on fire!" "Everything is blue! It’s not my fault you don’t label your bottles of gross wonders"

You’ve earned yourself detention for life due to your tongue

"You wouldn’t be here if you knew how to respect others" "No shit-"

He’s so done with you

But, the class is a bit dull without you in it

Sometimes he can hear you whisper your little comments

"Wow Ron that’s a record for sure" you’ll say after the seventh explosion that month

"You dropped way too many dragon trees this is turning orange" "oh really Professor? I thought it was pink"

"10 points from your house" "oh what shall I do? Professor please forgive me~"

A literal pain in the ass you are but he sure as hell liked hearing your snarky comments during his lessons

It meant that you actually was paying attention in some way

By the end of your last year he’ll admit that having you wasn’t as awful as he expected

"You have a snakes tongue but you’re grades…you should be thankful you’re smart"

In all seriousness he would find it hard to forget students like yours, you made the class a little lively

He would rather die than admit it though.

trashy dad

Movie/Game/Show: My Hero Academia Dynamic: Shota Aizawa/Reader (Platonic) Warnings: references (2) to un*s ann*s, one (1) use of (y/n), fem pronouns Summary: Shota trying to support his YouTuber daughter :) cuz social media aus own me Word Count: 2.1K ~~~

"Hey, gamers," you grin at the camera before tossing an arm over your father's shoulders, "My dad's in town and as you can see," you hesitated slightly before turning to face your father, "Dad's not super into taking care of himself. So, I figured what's better than doing a Q&A together while I do his makeup?"

"Hitoshi just did a 'what I eat in a day', didn't he?" Shota quirked a brow, already reaching back to tie up his messy, tangled hair.

"Spoilers!" you quietly whine as you open your phone, "He still has to edit it, silly man. We're gonna have to brush out your hair later, by the way."

Shota's eyes widened, "We? I thought this was your idea and video, (Y/n)."

"No," you huff, scrolling through a few of the questions from fans, "I mean it was but your hair is so… Okay, first question is from - oh my God the names - shrekslongtoe, what was my first word?"

"Are you gonna start putting makeup on me or just sit there?" Shota scratched at his nose before snickering, "That wasn't your first word. Your first word was 'Dada' and it drove Hizashi insane."

"Hizashi is my other dad, by the way," you lean over to grab your makeup bag, "'Toshi and I call him papa. Oooh, oh no," you looked up to Shota, "I don't have your shade, you're gonna look weird."

"I don't really care," the man shrugged, watching as you took out a pink beauty blender, "That looks like a buttplug."

"Don't say that!" your eyes were wide at his words while you got out your foundation, "Youtube doesn't like that."

"Whoops," he deadpanned, "Next question."

"Shit, right."

"Language."

"Japanese," you murmur, going to the next reply, "yoonbumskneecap asks, 'Did you believe in me-’ they said my name but you know, ‘and Hitoshi when they decided to become Youtubers?' And 'in 'Toshi's case - drop out of college to become a professional clout man.'"

"To be honest," Shota closed his eyes, only in slight fear, as you began pressing the foundation into his skin, "I was really worried about Hitoshi, I didn't know if he'd stay as big as he was because he's a lot like me, in the sense that people tend to not like us for our bluntness. So I was worried he'd be a meme for like a month and then people would drop him, but thankfully I was proved wrong," he opened his eyes when he felt you pull away and begin rooting through your bag once again, "With you, I was less worried because you're more like 'Zashi, i.e extremely likable, and you were kind of getting a boost from appearances on Hitoshi's channel. I still worry because the internet is a fickle mistress but I'm not staying up at night about it."

Pulling out a dark eyebrow pencil, you grin at your father, "Aww, that was kinda sweet. Not really but kind of."

"What I'm here for," Shota's eyes followed your hand as you uncapped the pencil and reached up, beginning to mark at his eyebrows, "I'm gonna read the next question while you kill my eyebrows."

"I'm not killing them!" you giggled, "But unlike Papa, you already have pretty thick, full eyebrows so I won't be here long."

"Good," he muttered before furrowing his brows in confusion, ignoring your frustrated groan, "who is daddysero and why is he asking if you pissed today?"

"What?!" you pull your dad's hand back to see what he was looking at, instantly calming down when you saw he was still on Twitter, "Oh, that's just Sero, he asks me that every time I tweet. I thought you went to my Instagram DMs," at Shota's questioning stare you grinned, "Mama's got simps in her DMs."

"Don't ever call yourself 'Mama' in my presence ever again," Shota shook his head, once again ignoring your annoyance, "papichulo46290 wants to know my favorite memory of you."

"If you mix me up with 'Toshi, I'll be so pissed," you return the eyebrow pencil to your bag as Shota speaks.

"I won't... probably," he shrugs while you root through your bag, "So, Hizashi had taken Hitoshi out for ice cream because of - has he mentioned his middle school trauma?" at your nod, he continues, "Hitoshi was having a bad day from middle school, shocking, so you and I were left home alone together. You were probably seven and you really wanted to paint my nails and I let you. You..." he shook his head, snickering, "you fucked them up. So bad. But you were so happy to just be spending time with me- "

"Keep talking, but I'm gonna do your eyeshadow," you lean back in, swishing your brush over a navy blue, almost black shade, "Just so you guys know, Dad wanted to look like shit, don't unsubscribe cuz this is gonna come out bad."

"It won't be too bad, you're talented," Shota did his best to remain still, "But overall, you were just so adorable and it didn't even matter that the smudged nails got me teased in the teacher's lounge the next day. It all came off after like a week because it was shitty polish but you get the idea."

"Aww, I didn't know you kept it on, that's so sweet," you fall back briefly to inspect your work, "It's not awful but I'm only posting this because you're my dad."

"Of course, I did," Shota continued scrolling through the questions, "A lot of people are asking if you mean Dad or Daddy, and a lot more people are asking for pictures of your feet, you should block them all."

"Yeah, I got sickos in my replies too, just gotta scroll past em'."

"Disgusting..." Shota grumbled as you moved to his other eye, "Is 'electrodick' Kaminari, perchance?"

"Unfortunately."

"Gross, he asks if you had an 'I'm not like other girls' phase," Shota hummed quietly in thought, "Maybe when you were eight for like a month, but that's probably because except for Nemuri you didn't have any women in your life. Thankfully you moved on from that pretty quickly."

"Oh yeah, that was a gross, weird time. You and Papa also weren’t shitty people so I didn’t have a lot of misogynist influence."

"I like to think we did a good job," Shota sighed, finally moving back into his slouching position when you pulled away completely, "Is 'explosionmurder' Bakugou?"

"You know it."

"Okay well, he's asking if you plan on fucking up your bronzing again?" he thinks for a moment, “Was that from when you looked kinda copper-ish in a video?

"Oh my God, that was one time, Bakugou!" you shout and shake your brush at the camera, "One time!"

"I don't even know what blending is so you're doing better than I am."

"God, how are we related?"

Without hesitation, Shota replied, "Surrogate. Which answers summerlongsock's question."

"Nice," you chuckle, setting the brush back in your bag, "You probably won't need too much bronze or countour since you're going for bad," you immediately turn to the camera, "And Bakugou isn't gonna say a fucking word about it!"

"Is eyeliner next? And if so, I would enjoy a nice wing," Shota muttered, looking through the remaining questions, "Hitoshi asks why I haven't done a video with him yet."

You nod along while uncapping the liner, "I'm curious about that too. I thought my first video with a parent would be with Papa. I was gonna say family but..." you shrug, "Hitoshi was my first video and then Eri came on."

"He never asked," Shota closed both of his eyes, allowing you to move his head around as you pleased, "You just texted me the video idea and we set it up while I was in town. If Hitoshi wants a video so bad he should come up with an idea."

"Jeez, don't bully the poor boy," you laughed quietly, carefully applying more eyeliner to your father's left lid, "We should all do a video together. I think it'd be fun."

"Come up with an idea," he replied flatly before opening his eyes, "davinky wants to know when you got into makeup. Probably after thirteen, sometime."

"Yeah, I got my first real eyeshadow at like fourteen and then you guys just enabled my love of makeup after that."

"Well, the thing with that was, Hizashi and I didn't want you growing up thinking you had to wear makeup for any reason," Shota opened his eyes once he felt you back away, blinking a few times, "So we waited till you were more mature because giving makeup to a six-year-old is weird."

Capping your eyeliner, you traded it out for mascara, "Yeah, even little play kits are a bit ehhh. Don't close your eyes, but look down."

Following instruction, Shota took the opportunity to read off another question, "I can't see the name but someone's asking what we did together for fun. While you were a kid."

Humming quietly in thought, you move from one eye to the other, "We used to go to diners a lot. Those late-night diner trips, remember?"

"Oh yeah, you were such a little demon about bedtime. I had to take you to this little place for scrambled eggs or some shit and you'd fall asleep on the way back home."

Putting away your mascara, you reach out for your hairbrush before beginning to pull out the hair tie in Shota's hair, "Mina wanted me to ask what videos you show people when they ask what your kids do for a living."

"For Hitoshi, the one where he and Kaminari made Bakugou breakfast with sex toys. For you, the one where you turn yourself into Mina's little character - with the pink skin," Shota winced slightly at the tug of your hairbrush, "And Eri's a teacher so that information comes first since it's the least strange."

As you fussed with his tangled nest of hair, you read another question over Shota's shoulder, "When did you know you loved me? Like after adopting me."

"Not too long after the adoption was finalized actually," Shota grumbled as the brush made its final courses through his hair, "You've always been a really great kid. I don't know when I 'realized' but it was definitely around the time you were born, maybe like the day after."

"That's pretty good considering I was a stranger," you giggled, brushing out the final knots in his dark hair, "A baby stranger."

"Hmm," Shota hummed in response, "You almost done?"

Refraining from rolling your eyes, you fluffed Shota's now smooth and detangled hair around his shoulders with a small smile, "I'm done. Your hair is so pretty when it's brushed out."

"I know," the man muttered, handing your phone back, "Wanna do one more question and then sign off?"

"Yeah," you scroll through some of the questions, "I want it to be the best question that's ever been asked."

"Ask your own, you're great at that."

You shook your head with furrowed brows at his comment, "Is that a compliment?"

"It was meant to be."

"Thanks, but no need, I've found one. Midoriya wants to know if raising two attention whores was hard. He didn't say ‘attention whores’ because he doesn't swear but that's the vibe."

"What's Midoriya's at?" Shota asked.

"SmallMight."

"Of course," the man grumbled, closing his eyes to think, "You two were honestly pretty easy to raise. Not a whole lot of fits compared to what I've heard other parents talk about. You both liked to talk a lot to each other, and, of course, to Hizashi and me. Not terribly difficult at all."

"Aww, I'm glad we didn't make you pull your hair out," you grin.

"Oh, you still did. Absolutely."

"Nice," you giggle before turning off your phone and facing the camera, "Okay guys, well, I hope you don't clown on me as much as usual because if you do, my dad will... I don't know… kick your ass."

"Exactly," Shota nodded, a horrific smile on his face, "I'll beam right into your living room."

"Hopefully you guys come back next week where I'll..." floundering for an answer, you turn to your dad as if he’d give you ideas, "Create wings to do it better than Icarus ever could."

Giving a singular stiff nod, Shota looked dead at the camera, "I'd watch it."

"You heard it from the main man himself, peeps," you waved to the camera, Shota copying the motion, “Bye!”

"If there's one comment about my eyebags, I'm never coming on your channel again," Shota lied as you leaned over to stop recording.

"They're gonna love you, I'm sure," you assure your father, "Wanna see how I edit?"

"God no, Hitoshi showed me how long it takes to edit his videos, it looks like hell."

Was drawing some among art ;^

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