“How Arw You Paying For Photoshop” Im Not LMAO

If this post gets 1000 notes by the time I wake up (in 9 hours ish), then I’ll do my best to express to my parents that I need a checkup at the doctor’s for my recently worsening hearing. Everything hurts to hear lately; it’s grating and I miss listening to music and watching movies without having to push through pain and high-pitched static > <

And I’ve been avoiding it for ages bc I don’t wanna hear (ha) my parents berating me and theorising about how it’s because I always listen to music too loud or other bad life choices I’ve made that resulted in this happening to me. But I think I need to try and talk to them, push through my worries. It’s just scary to start trying since I’m so used to bottling stuff up.

So um, a push would be nice. Thank you ^^;

I decided to re-draw one of my previous drawings so here it is:

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New:

let me now what you think!

Happy birthday Raven!!!

i can't swim

Guys let’s just recite a bunch of vines

I’ll go first…

Put that candy back I’m not buyin you all that meth *gets hit in head* oH try me witch(it’s not actually witch but it rhymes with it ;) )

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Kid 1: They made animal abuse a felony

Kid 2: Aw man now I can’t beat you up

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

Concept

An LGBTQA+ dating app. Not like Grinder or anything like that but a legit dating app. One that lets you put your sexual, romantic, and gender identifications on your profile and let’s you search by your interests of those three categories. Say you are an asexual, panromantic, genderfluid individual searching for an asexual, open to any gender person. And you can just click on the orientation boxes for results and combination.

Additional concept, all of the orientations are listed Pokemon type style.

But just like an open place that gives you all of these searchable/ matchable options so that everyone has the opportunity to match with someone who is open and accepting of them and their orientations.

Idk if this has already been done and I just dont know about it yet, but it just sounded like a nice way to get to meet someone who I knew wouldn’t balk at me not being “typical”. Anyway just a concept….so yeah

Edit:

Safety features

When you get a date with someone you can put the address of the place and time of the date into the app and you can add/connect the profile of who you are going to meet up with . That way if something goes wrong the app has your last known address and who you were with. Bonus you can post a selfie to the safety feature so there is an accurate photo of you from the day of the date (better then just a friend giving a description of what they think they remember you were wearing).

Another feature - PALS. -Please. Always. Leave. Safely.-

It gives you the ability to send out different levels of S.O.S. that gets sent to nearby app users (maybe within 2 miles?) in the event the date is going wrong. Send out a “Help a Pal Out” (level 2 weirdo) when the date is going poorly and you need to “run into an old friend” as an excuse to leave. Or a “Psyc-oh” (level 5 weirdo) When you NEED to leave the date but don’t feel safe leaving alone and would like someone to come offer a distraction or helping hand so you can slip away. And the emergency level “The PALS Signal” (alerts nearby users that you need emergency help and also contacts the local police). You can add comments to the alert so that your PALS responders aren’t walking into a situation blind. When these alerts are sent out they purposely do not get sent to your date and you can add other people for it not to get sent to in the event that you are on a group date with your dates (possibly equally freaky) friends.

You can also turn on a location feature so that the app can have your location for the duration of the date (click on “Date Complete” to turn off the locator), but only the app company and authority have the right to view that information (never other users).

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

Take this shit post of this beautiful little shit.

Yes, I did Indeed make this in paint. Why?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯~~~

Trying a lineless style. This was really fun to do!