Shadow Twins

a text that would change my mood is needed.

08.06.19

A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.

i really like to imagine ancient natural historians hanging out on tumblr because they would fucking love it here. you can post all the dumb unverified bullshit you want and people will not only believe you without factchecking, but they’ll spread your bullshit around? pliny the elder would have a heyday. aelian would go absolutely apeshit. aristotle would be crying. they would run a ‘today i learned’ blog together and post stuff like ‘TIL that men have more teeth than women!’ and get 50,000 notes

Signs in the Houses 🌌

Aries ♈︎:

this is an area of life where you are competitive and self-motivated, willing to take a risk and step into the unknown

Taurus ♉︎:

in this area of life, you can show pragmatism, commitment, and persistence. you let things develop in their own time and lean towards patience and endurance

Gemini ♊︎:

this is an area where you apply logic rather than emotion. here is where you are curious or where you need continual change and mental stimulus

Cancer ♋︎:

this area of your life may form a sanctuary, a place of safety away from the world. you seek to protect and defend the matters of that house

Leo ♌︎:

this area of your life will be close to your heart, a place where you can shine and develop your creativity. you invest personal energy here and want to be loved

Virgo ♍︎:

this area of your life will probably run like a well-oiled machine - or at least you would like it too! here, you seek to establish order and method

Libra ♎︎:

this is an area of life to which you bring elegance and tact. here, you are good at sharing or working in tandem with someone else

Scorpio ♏︎:

this area of your life is subject to cyclical processes of crisis, elimination, and renewal. here, you go to the depths and are disinclined to compromise

Sagittarius ♐︎:

in this area of life, you hear the call to adventure; this is a part of you that invites exploration and where you feel a more exciting world awaits

Capricorn ♑︎:

here, you show maturity and seek respect from others. you act pragmatically, with an eye to material gain. you work with purpose and apply a clear sense of structure

Aquarius ♒︎:

you are likely to approach this area of your life from an alternative or highly individual perspective, forming your own ideas and flouting conventions

Pisces ♓︎:

a lens of imagination is brought to this area of your life. here, you might be inspired to acts of devotion or find your best strategy is to follow your intuition

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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….