Athena, bleeding everywhere and covered in electric burns: Do you have any idea what I had to do to bail you out??
Odysseus: uh. Fight zeu-
Athena: I had to DANCE Odysseus!! To DISCO!!
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I want some real love, baby
Media for adults:
Middle aged white men doing crime and cursing.
Media for children:
Complex metaphor for internalized racism and it looks like this.
Regulus "have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blanky into space while feeling your heart break to million pieces?" Black.
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Regulus had gotten used to it.
Seniors. Friends. His classmates. Even the teachers sometimes.
He never could get out of Sirius’s shadow and the nicknames basically proved it.
Baby Black. Younger Black. Slytherin Black.
He’s heard all the variations and he hated every single fucking one of them.
But over the years, he’d learned to tolerate it.
Yet it didn’t escape his notice that of all the people his brother and family included - only James Potter had never used that nickname.
He had never really thought too hard about it until they were paired up for prefect rounds, and even over the course of a couple of months, James had only referred to him as Regulus or Reg.
Finally, Regulus couldn't take it anymore.
"Why don't you call me baby Black?"
James stared at him, raising an eyebrow. "I thought you hated that nickname?"
Regulus opens his mouth. "Yes but -" It's not stopped anyone before.
James carries on with the previous conversation, ignoring the pause - as though it's really that simple. Regulus didn't like the nickname and therefore, James didn't use it.
And maybe it really is that easy.
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sometime in their school years, harry and draco get into a vicious argument that ends in bloody fists and a month long detention from mcgonagall. harry realizes he's just so incredibly tired from having to fight off voldemort AND uphold his feud with draco so he decides to put an end to it by making amends and striking up a truce (friendship) with draco.
when asking for tips on how to go along with it from his close friends, knowing it will be difficult to get close to draco, they suggest that he go about it in the pureblood manner of "offering friendship," a lengthy ritual that's sure to work on someone as uptight as malfoy.
as per hermione's instructions, harry finds the book on the subject in the hogwarts library and proceeds to start the process on malfoy except the book has been charmed, by a previous reader so that it's not "the magical guide to compliant camaraderie" but rather "to woo a wizard: the beginner's lessons on courting."
instead, draco finds himself as the recipient of an ancient courting method and is just baffled at it all thinking it's a prank but slowly starts opening up to the idea of it while harry is following the instructions with the end goal being draco's friend, not realizing he's given hope to an already hopeless romantic who's been pining after him for way too long.
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